Christmas sucks..... I went back home to see my folks, bad idea my mother spent the whole time drunk on cooking sherry and my brother keeps acting like he has some kind of disorder.... I am going back to Jamaica!

why is the only guy who wants to date me a super huge creep! I totally had a nervous break down, like am I not attractive to men? anyway I spent 3 days with an eye twitch making the poor henchmen under-go intense training (at least they should be ready for anything now).....

I have decided that my stupid vendetta against Hank Venture was just cause I was a bit unhappy over stuff that happened but at the party on sunday night I arrived and suddenly felt sick and had to leave... I realised that I was kinda wasteing my time dating the wrong guys (who were still in love with my best friend) and also i don't think i want to ( Read more... )

Ok, so I am in Jamaica doing a little job which is great, I managed to fly the lair over there and the Henchmen are having a great time smoking Ganja and trying to pick up girls on the beach. I'll be finished work tonight and then relax on the beach tomorrow before heading to the Monarchs party on sunday ( Read more... )

Ok so last night I sneaked into the Venture compund and put spiders in Hanks bed, and then I replaced all his underwear with girls pantys! I also put nair in his shampoo so he's proberly bald today!! (it made me laugh so much!) replaced his toothpaste with foot cream... It was so great! I know it's a bit childish but it makes me feel so much better

I just had a GREAT idea, why be nice while this stupid jerk is sitting around at home, all nice and happy when i could actually make his life a misery.... I have a few idea of some horrible stuff to do to him... (i can stop laughing when i think of some of my ideas) I am going to go over there and sneak in and see what havok i can make in his life ( Read more... )

Dean just broke up with me! he got all his stuff and creeped out of the Lair, I know who to blame though bloody hank venture! I am going to make his a life a misery!

blody henchmn, boody vodka, body dean, we wnt to thos bar and I got the henhmen all dinks and we were havong lots of fin and i remememember drinsking and smokin somes pits, I lodst my top anmd when I gotsv heome deans waass sittijng up waitintg for me. Askin g where s ther tiop, Iand I said whats tops and hes saids the tiop o on my top aandd. ( Read more... )

Well, Dean has been avoiding me a bit, and i think it's because he feels guilty over Triana poem, I mean he had no control over what she wrote. Anyway, the henchmen are great, I am currently forming them to be my own little army and am thinking of getting out of the Super-villian game (lets face it i never really found anyone to arch) and just ( Read more... )

Ok, so i love having my own little private army but training them is a bitch so I am just doing to them what Molotov did to me (to a certain extent but they suck at it!!). Today i had them run through this field all set up with stuff to jump over and crawl under and then then sat on a barrel in the middle and shot at them when they weren't going ( Read more... )