Public Communication to All Persons Aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise

[dreadpiratekirk]

This is notice that all crew members and passengers are to report to Sickbay for their yearly vaccinations. All persons must report to Sickbay for their vaccination within thirty (30) days of the dissemination of this notice

Comments

Private to Sam

[dctr_mccoy]

"Tracked down and vaccinated" - Sam? Really?

Private to Dr. McCoy

[dreadpiratekirk]

Can you think of a better formal way to say "Dr. McCoy will put on camo and hide out until he has the perfect opportunity to hypo you in the neck when you least expect it"?

Private to Sam

[dctr_mccoy]

No, that would be bad... foster that image that I actually enjoy making people wince and pull back from me.

Although - the camo idea? I don't exactly hate it, you know...

Private to Dr. McCoy

[dreadpiratekirk]

Because you're currently seen as lovable and cuddly?

I should really learn to shut up at some point.