ask it questions and then put it on shuffle and get the answers.
How does the world see me?
Song: Save my life
Artist: Von bondies
Comments: uhh they think i should be saved?
Will I have a happy life?
Song: amputations
Artist: death cab for cutie
Comments: i guess i wont have all bones..
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: holy clamity
Artist: handsome boy modeling school
Comments: hmm they think im crazy?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: yes, i guess
Artist: French Kicks
Comments: now that's awesome
How can i make myself happy?
Song: cold water
Artist: damien rice
Comments: um, no. that'll get me sick
What should i do with my life?
Song: children
Artist: robert miles
Comments: no way! not for a longggg time
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: leavin'
Artist: mad caddies
Comments: yes, leaving causes pain, but whyy
How can i maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: castigo
Artist: Hector "El Bambino"
Comments: so if "castigo" means punishment, get ready for the bdsm
Will I ever have children?
Song: peace and love
Artist: fountains of wayne
Comments: yes, ill be peaceful without them
Will I die happy?
Song: concrete
Artist: sean paul
Comments: im hoping this means yes
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Bring me down
Artist: Kanye West
Comments: thanks, itunes
What is happiness?
Song: brand new colony
Artist: Postal service
Comments: starting all new is good, yes.
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: taste of tears
Artist: cauterize
Comments: ewww gross
How will i be remembered?
Song: dancing in the dark
Artist: mirah
Comments: niceee
Does my crush like me?
Song: get it get it
Artist: scissor sisters
Comments: just what i thought
Do I procrastinate too much?
Song: 867-5309
Artist: Tommy tutone
Comments: uhh im not always on the phone.. more on lj and aim
How successful will I be in life?
Song: Regaining unconsciousness
Artist: NOFX
Comments: gee, thanks
(im doing this one again.. i got It's over by Sondre Lerche... great)
Will I get some this weekend?
Song: Fuck you
Artist: River city rebels
Comments: yes, fuck me please
alright, done