Hahahahahahahaha!! I can't quite comprehend what's going on ( Read more... )

A ha! I'm baaaaaaaaaack! Did you miss me ( Read more... )

Don't play games with me.

Let's make this even.

In the heat of the desert sun ( Read more... )

It's official... Josh's mom's a clepto.

Fucking pisses me off...

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I just wanna eat some worms.
Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimey ones, 
I just wanna eat some worms.

When I close my eyes ( Read more... )

I'm such a silly girl :). A silly, silly girl ( Read more... )

Oh, Pappy left a chair like he's still sittin' there
Once I almost saw him make his move
Brave Indian who never changes his mood
In a painting on the wall right there
Oh, how long 'til the morning wakes
Oh, how long 'til the medicine takes
Oh, Sally buffalo in the apartment just below
Just a bein' without a care
Oh, children from my brood they come and ( Read more... )

 No sex for Constance.

Too much drinking.

Keg kicking party. Wish I could've stayed.

Everyone's been so angry lately.

I really have to pee.

Good night.

Josh is at work. Me and Kristen have been drinking since noon...

She's currently napping... I'm currently intoxicated.

I'm insanely... "Restless"...

Ugh... I keep on pushing caps-lock instead of shift...

Just a rough time indeed. The only difference is that I'm having a really good time.
Love. Omg... Never been drunk in the middle of the day before. ( Read more... )