I'm going to take this description of a group on Facebook that believes in a marriage between a man and a woman and systematically pick it apart and destroy it. It's like the people that joined this group never ever once bothered to read the description.

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01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning ( Read more... )

Sometimes I forget how incredibly conservative my family is.  You'd think I was raised by a pack of wild donkeys instead of my family.  All things considered, they are remarkably tolerant of my "out-there" views.  That's not to say all of them are conservative, just the majority of them.

I guess we're not all products of our environments.  Who  ( Read more... )

So this is the third trip in a row that Michael has ruined for me. First it was Disney World, then it was New Orleans. Now it's Alanis. All three were because "it'll be good for us". Blah, blah, blah.  I've been nothing but nice to him and understanding about the whole thing and my kindness is repaid with this.  I've tried the hardest of everyone ( Read more... )

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Funny shit I've stumbled across on YouTube.

In this edition...car commercials:

It's evil!
www.youtube.com/watch

O_O Very evil!

www.youtube.com/watch

AND HOLY SHIT IT'S A KRACKEN.

www.youtube.com/watch

I've been rereading my small Dorothy Parker collection....She was amazing.

Four be the things I’d have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
-Dorothy Parker

Homosexuality is not normal; it's just common.
-Dorothy Parker

You guys should definitely pick up a copy of some of her work. It is truely wonderful.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

Stolen from Michelle.


1. Your name
Emily :slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual

2.Your age
Twenty three: This number is a favorite of Zeus and Hitler

3.Your friends
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This...anger is a cleansing emotion.  I feel as if all emotional tar left on my soul has been burned away. I feel emotionally clear headed for the first time in months. No longing, no sadness, just anger. Once the anger is gone, I will be free of sticky attachments and baggage. The ragged, bitter sobs douse the flame, but not before it seared away ( Read more... )

I really really need to get laid. Any takers?

I'm also willing to cuddle afterward.