Stardate: ...!#@%

[dream_of_lions]

Captain's Log

Comments

[aboynamedkelly]

what the fuck, dude. come back to bellingham and sleep on my futon.

[im_already_dead]

"But I have this deep, sinking feeling that it's just going to be me and a box of goldfish crackers, watching Murphy Brown reruns on Nickelodeon."

Ahhhh, the life i've always dreamed of.

I'm working on the bales of cocaine, but the bros and hoes are a dif story.

[sloppysanford]

the first part of that update was the nerdiest thing i've read since a couple days ago on the 'bros board.