Ash Return

[dream_of_lions]

I had the most fucked up dream last night, involving a gargoyle-esque creature who was having sex with a nymph. Every time he talked, his empty stone eye sockets would fill with blood and his mouth would drip. Seriously, strange. To make matters worse, the nymph was extremely vulgar and kept saying the most fucked up come-on's. I woke up in a daze

Comments

[sloppysanford]

he seriously laughed?!?! holy fucking shit.....that took some serious will power to not cause some violence because of that. my hat is off to you, good sir. i hope your luck improves.

[dream_of_lions]

yeah, laughed in my face, and then walked away with his friend. he was a huge footballish-jocko guy, so i wasn't about to provoke him.

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besides, his blood tasted of too much copper. they say that when your blood tastes like copper, you are in a state of fear. i guess you could say he was afraid when i slit his throat and drank him bone dry.

[xhalsanx]

sounds like someone's got a case of the Monday's.

[dream_of_lions]

dammit, Nate, I said not to do that