As stated in the past, the PTP is usually more the pervance of PCs, but here's the best I heard from my end:
Lich: "Hey, can I hit you with this to see if it hurts?"
Death Knight: "Sure." ~WHACK~ "OW!"
"Oops!"
"Hate is love, man. Sometimes ya just gotta spin."
(more added as remembered)
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And now, the end is near )