Random Concepts by Diana Raquel Ortiz
Diddles made us have this big meeting today about the album and stuff and since Ive heard it all before, I kinda maybe in a way spaced off into my own little word and I came up with some things that either A. Piss me off B. Confuse me C. Make me wonder or D. All of the above. So Now I am going to share them with you.
-Stores that put all the stuff for short people on the top shelf. WHY do they do this? Do they enjoy watching us short people jump up and down or something?
-Tofu. I get that some people like to eat it and thats fine by me, but if you want my opinion.. It looks like rotten jizz.
- 2% milk..wtf is up with that..I mean..is it 2% milk and 98% water?? I mean..yea sure they mean that its 2% fat but some moron on the street could be like "damn..those cows must not be makin any juice..they gotta water the shit down!"
-When you are talking to a guy and they are like at a dead stare at your boobs. Yea hi.. They arent microphones. And do you see woman talking to your penis? Uh no.
-Cover Girl make up. I had this huge pimple right and that stuff didnt cover up ANYTHING!
-Banana Juice. Where exactly does it come from because if you stick a banana in a juicer, you dont get juice, you get a mess.
-Can cactus plants die? Because my friend Kelsey has one in her kitchen and I swear its dead but what would it die from, its not like it needs water so how could it die?
-How many more times can Diddy change his name? Lets start a poll. And if you have suggestions, let me know! Im all for him going by PDiddyDoDah.
-Reese's Fast Break Bars.. Its like a peanut butter cup that had some hot steamy sex with a 3 muskateers bar!
-Ja Rule recently announced his retirement. I have a feeling he's going to be the Jordan of the music business.
-In cruel intentions..annette is driving back to new york city..but shes driving on a desert road. Then like 5 seconds later..shes in the city. Please explain how you can be driving in the desert and then in the city supposedly all in one day..when the nearest desert is on the other side of the country!
And then the meeting was over and I went to McDonalds! That place rocks my socks!! AND, my AIM is fixed so yay!!! Im off to chill with my girl Kelsey.. Later!
XOXO
~Diana~
-Stores that put all the stuff for short people on the top shelf. WHY do they do this? Do they enjoy watching us short people jump up and down or something?
-Tofu. I get that some people like to eat it and thats fine by me, but if you want my opinion.. It looks like rotten jizz.
- 2% milk..wtf is up with that..I mean..is it 2% milk and 98% water?? I mean..yea sure they mean that its 2% fat but some moron on the street could be like "damn..those cows must not be makin any juice..they gotta water the shit down!"
-When you are talking to a guy and they are like at a dead stare at your boobs. Yea hi.. They arent microphones. And do you see woman talking to your penis? Uh no.
-Cover Girl make up. I had this huge pimple right and that stuff didnt cover up ANYTHING!
-Banana Juice. Where exactly does it come from because if you stick a banana in a juicer, you dont get juice, you get a mess.
-Can cactus plants die? Because my friend Kelsey has one in her kitchen and I swear its dead but what would it die from, its not like it needs water so how could it die?
-How many more times can Diddy change his name? Lets start a poll. And if you have suggestions, let me know! Im all for him going by PDiddyDoDah.
-Reese's Fast Break Bars.. Its like a peanut butter cup that had some hot steamy sex with a 3 muskateers bar!
-Ja Rule recently announced his retirement. I have a feeling he's going to be the Jordan of the music business.
-In cruel intentions..annette is driving back to new york city..but shes driving on a desert road. Then like 5 seconds later..shes in the city. Please explain how you can be driving in the desert and then in the city supposedly all in one day..when the nearest desert is on the other side of the country!
And then the meeting was over and I went to McDonalds! That place rocks my socks!! AND, my AIM is fixed so yay!!! Im off to chill with my girl Kelsey.. Later!
XOXO
~Diana~