Comments | dreambubbly: seven )( - phone, filtered away from drones, Doc Scratch, and the Condesce/action

dreambubbly

seven )( - phone, filtered away from drones, Doc Scratch, and the Condesce/action

Dec 11, 2011 22:46

[Phone;]

Oh cod oh shit oh cod oh shit. The Empress - the Condesce - she's here and she'll cull you all if she gets the chance. Just - let me handle her. Please. Please. Don't get near her please please please ( Read more... )

alert alert alert, oh cod oh cod oh cod, did i say oh shit enough?, oh shit it's the fucking condesce, impending pirouette off the handle

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Phone nolongeralpha December 12 2011, 03:50:24 UTC

[He's not usually super up in the little mertroll's business but this doesn't sound like her usual shtick]

Uh. I take it that's bad?

phone; dreambubbly December 12 2011, 03:52:10 UTC

It's really coddamn bad. The worst thing that could happen. She's coddamn immortal and genocidal and she's krilled who knows how many -- oh cod.

phone; nolongeralpha December 12 2011, 04:03:32 UTC

So basically queen of the murderous douchebags, huh?

Well, at least she's not immortal here. Well, any more than any of us are.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 04:10:43 UTC

...don't compare me to her. Not to her. Never to her.

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Phone adropofjupiter December 12 2011, 03:50:44 UTC

Feferi... Talk to me, ze.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 03:53:23 UTC

Marisa, she's -- she's my ancestor but she's not like me at all, she's immortal and she's murderous and -- just promise me you won't go near her because I don't want anyone getting hurt.

[She sounds like she's having a panic attack.]

adropofjupiter December 12 2011, 03:54:55 UTC

Feferi. Breathe. Now. Deep breaths. She can't hurt anyone right now.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 04:01:57 UTC

But she did, I heard it over the phone. And I'm the first one she'll go after because she won't just sit and let her heiress run around alive. I just don't want anyone else getting hurt.

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crusthatecean December 12 2011, 03:50:50 UTC

Feferi?

Feferi. Pick up.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 03:54:06 UTC

Karkat, promise me you aren't going to glubbing go after her. Please. I don't want you getting hurt.

crusthatecean December 12 2011, 03:56:03 UTC

Do I seem like a fucking moron to you? Of course not.

But that doesn't mean you need to go after her yourself.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 04:00:57 UTC

I - I'm not, not if I can help it, but she knows I'm here and I'm not going to sit here and not defend myself if she comes after me. And I'm the first she'll come after because we share the same bloodline, same lusus. She's not going to let an heiress go free.

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godisachild December 12 2011, 03:51:07 UTC

So.

Guess it's not any of my business but-

You wanna explain that to me?

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 03:58:42 UTC

She's my direct ancestor. She's murderous and genocidal and she's spent centuries going out and conquering planets and -- just leave her be. Please.

godisachild December 12 2011, 04:01:38 UTC

[Wow. Genocidal, evil aliens. That takes him back. He guesses it's slightly different now, since he isn't working for one.]

I'm not screwing with anyone I don't need to screw with.

But it sounds pretty friggin' stupid if you're dumb enough to try and handle her on your own like you're going on about.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 04:15:33 UTC

We share the same blood, Pokey. We were destined to fight against each other one day. It's something I've known a long, long time.

If my doing that - even dying - protects everyone else, for at least a little while, then it's worth it. I just don't want her hurting anyone else.

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Phone l3g1sl4t1ng December 12 2011, 03:53:51 UTC

And who are you?

I would advise that you did not just go out and say you will be in charge of dealing with her. As long as you keep her in a good mood and do not outright defy her, she can be tolerable. At least based on my experiences.

It is best that you keep your distance and let those familiar with her keep her distracted. Fortunately, she must have just arrived so even if she is strong, she has no regained anything to make her even more disastrous.

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 03:56:14 UTC

I'm Feferi, I'm her heiress. I'm the one next in line to the throne. I'm the one who - who - we share a coddamn lusus, I know how her mind works.

l3g1sl4t1ng December 12 2011, 03:59:45 UTC

So you are the heiress they speak about.

Neophyte Redglare. Legislacerator. What do you expect to do Heiress? I assume one does not just go to her door like so and ask her to not cull everyone.

Do you expect to do this by yourself?

dreambubbly December 12 2011, 04:08:58 UTC

I am. And I know I'm first in line for her culling fork just because of who I am.

I wish we could have met under better circumstances, Legislacerator. But I - we would have eventually had to face each other. I know doing it here won't matter so much, but I - I can't let her get her claws into anyone else.

I don't know if I can do it by myself, but I can't just sit like a good little girl and let myself get culled.

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