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The Perfect Guy
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Hair color?I'd like to start out by saying looks don't matter and I'm only filling this out in the sense that if there was a PERFECT (in my opinion) guy out there. I would NEVER choose-Eye color?-not to go out with a guy because of his physical features; that's just wrong. Okay. Hair- brown, eyes- green.Height?Taller than me, preferably about 6' or more.Six pack?Well, duh. Yeah.Long hair or short?Long-ish, no longer than his jawline though (and if he was perfect? No shorter than down to his earlobes).Glasses?I think glasses are cute on some guys, but it depends on what he looks like. In this case- no.Piercings?Yes! He would have a lip ring and it would be RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE.Eyebrows?What about them? O.o Umm... yes, he would have them. And he wouldn't wax/pluck them because he is not gay.Big butt or little?lol. Not too small, but not ginormous either. Maybe a bit smaller than mine because mine leans toward ginormous.Chest hair?Yes! Chest hair muchly!Buff or skinny?Not REALLY buff, but def. buff.Teeth?He has them. And they're white and shiny and clean and free of fungi.Section 2Funny or serious?Funny and fabbity fab fab as Georgia would say. Also, he must have the ability to be serious. Because who wants a completely joking-around guy? You'd never know if he wanted-Party-hopper or more stay-at-home?-to break up with you if he said he did. Okay, umm. Stay-at-home. Parties are for playas, lol.Should he be able to bake or cook?Yes. He should. 'Cause I can't, that's why. Teehee.Does he have a best friend?Well... yeah, 'cause that makes him happy. I'd just get kinda jealous when it was them two and not us two. *Sob*Is it okay for him to have a lot of female friends?No. I get too jealous and end up breaking up.Out-going or shy?Shy, but outgoing when he gets to know ya. ;)Sarcastic or sincere?Sincerely sarcastic!Does he love his mother?He wuvs his mother, but not that way.Should he watch chick-flicks?Only if I ask him too. And he'll cry too, because that's so adorable.Would he be a smoker?NO, no, no, thrice no, a million times NO!!!How about a drinking?Not tres much, but he can have a drink every once in a while.And swearing?Does it, but not excessively like Doug.Would he play with your hair?Yes. Mmm. Hair playing. Woo!Would he have more than one girlfriend at a time?Ummm. No. Duh.Would he pay for you when you're on a date?We would take turns or else we would pay for ourselves each time. Women are equal to men.Does he kiss on the first date?Only if I like him. But since he's the perfect guy then of course I do, therefore yes. He kisses.Where would you go for dinner?Hmm. I dunno. I've always thought simple places like McD's were kinda romantic (even though I don't even like McD's).Would he buy you flowers?...Yes.Would he lay under the stars with you and spout random philosophies?Yes.Would he write poetry about you?AWWW yes. But it wouldn't be as horribly horrific as Joe's was, omg, I wanted to correct that bastard poem like no tomorrow.Would he use endearments?Use enwhatments?Would he hang out with your and YOUR friends?Only if I was there, and it wasn't just HIM AND MY FRIENDS. I would feel sooooo lefto ut.How about you hanging out with him and HIS friends?If his friends are fun to be with, sure.Would he walk you up to the door at the end of the evening?Yes. Aww. I love that.Would you hold hands?*Loves holding hands more than anything ever ever ever... well except for Dane Cook... who I'd LOVE to hold hands with!!!*Section 3Does he play soccer?Umm... don't care.Baseball?Don't care.Football?Don't care.Basketball?Don't care.Water polo?Don't care.Golf or something equally boring?Don't care (haha Doug plays golf, hahaha... *cough*)Does he surf?Don't care. Mm that's hott though.Skateboard?Don't care, that's hott too as long as he isn't a stoner like some *coughmostcough* skateboarders.Snowboard?YES!!! lol. We can glide together (LOL!)Can he sing?...Aww. Yes he can, yes he can 'cause he's my shnugglybear. (I'm hyper for some reason).Play the guitar?YES!!! WE CAN TOTALLY JAM TOGETHER! *Giggle*Play piano?That's too... preppy.Play the drums?Yes.Can he keep his room clean?Yeah. Not like Joe. I reorganized his whole room about a month before we broke up. I cleaned everything up and he got rid of SO much and everything was so organized and-Is he an artist of sorts?-easily accessible. It was awesome, I felt so proud and accomplished. I bet he pissed all over everything by now. And yes, he's an artist.Does he write his own music?Sure, why not? I mean, he IS perfect.Does he have pets?CATS. Like Erik. Dogs are... not clean.Section 4Does he use the word dude?Not excessively, but on occasion.How about tight?...No. lol.Would he watch the sun rise and set with you?Yes. Unless I was really tired, and in that case I would fall asleep on his hairy man chest and he would watch it without my eyes watching it but my still being there.What kind of car does he drive?Mustangs are hott, but as long as he can drive I'm happy happy happy and life is fabbity fab fab.How old is he?Older than me. Weeks, months, years, I don't care. As long as he's at least my age and up to five years older 'cause older than that is like child molesting.What's his name?I don't know. Jason. *Sigh*
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1. First grade teacher's name: Mrs. Sheumaker.
2. Last person you kissed: Joe (EW!).
3. Last word you said: "Whatever."
4. Last song you sang: "That's So Raven" theme. lol.
5. Last person you hugged: My mom.
6. Last thing you laughed at: The book I'm reading, "Away Laughing on a Fast Camel."
7. Last concert you went to: Switchfoot. Dang, I need to get out more.
8. What's in your CD player: Eminem's CD, "Encore."
9. What socks are you wearing: None.
10. What's under your bed: Nothing, actually. Heh.
12. Current taste: Water.
13. Current hair style: Down. As always.
14. Current clothes: PJs.
15. Current Job: I don't HAVE one. Stupid, stupid people who don't hire awesome people like me.
16. Current longing: A boyfriend in general.
17. Current desktop picture: ADAM BRODY PLAYING GUITAR!!!
18. Current worry: I will never get a job.
19. Current hate: Hahaha...ha... boys.
20. Story behind your username: I dream at night.
21. Current favorite article of clothing: The new white skirt I bought today.
22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: Eyes.
23. Last CD that you bought: There was a CD attached to the book I bought today. The book I bought is, "And Then He Ate my Boy Entrancers."
24. Favorite place to be: Home.
25. Least favorite place: Idk.
26. Time you wake up in the morning: This summer it's been anywhere from 10 until 1.
27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be: Drums or bass.
29. Current favorite word/saying: "For real?"
30. Favorite book of all time: "The Guardian," by Nicholas Sparks.
31. Favorite Movies: Look at my MySpace profile.
32. Favorite Songs: Everything.
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Grandpa.
35. Favorite day: Dunno.
36. Where do you want to go: England. Or Delaware... *sigh*
37. What is your career going to be: An author.
38. Favorite Groups: ...
39. What kind of car do you have: I WANT a red intrepid *cough* long story.
41. A random lyric: Umm... "I ain't got no legs! Or no brain... nice to meet you, hi, my name is... I forgot my name!"
42. Eye Color: Brown.
43. Hair Color: Brown.
44. Righty or Lefty: Lefty.
45. Zodiac Sign: Aquarious.
46.Innie or Outtie: Innie.
DESCRIBE...
47. Your heritage: Irish, French, German, and English.
48. The shoes you wore today: Tan sandals and white sandals.
49. Your hair: Down and brown, as always.
50. Your weakness: Idk.
51. Your fears: Tons.
53. Your most recent secret: I just got really tired out of nowhere.
54. Your thoughts first waking up: Duuuhhhh... crap, I'm still alive.
55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Eyes.
56. Your bedtime: Now. *Yawn*
57. Your most missed companion: Andrea.
58. Your perfect pizza: Cheese, no sauce.
59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: Depends.
60. Single or group dates: Single.
61. Dogs or Cats: Cats. Always.
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea.
63. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
64. Cappuccino or Drip: ...
DO YOU...
65. Smoke: No.
66. Curse: Not often.
67. Sing: Yes.
68. Take a shower everyday: Generally, unless I'm not doin' anything.
69. Have a crush: No.
71. Think you've been in love: Yes.
72. Want to go to college: Yes.
73. Want more than what you’ve got: Yes.
74. Want to get married: Yes.
75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: I don't know, I think so.
76. Think you're attractive: Not really.
77. Think you’re a health freak: No.
78. Get along with your parents: For the most part.
79. Play an instrument: Yes. Guitar.
IN THE PAST 3 months:
80. drink: No.
81. Smoke: No.
82. Done a drug: No.
83. Made Out: No... wait, three MONTHS? Probably.
84. Go on a date: Yes.
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.
86. Eaten sushi: No.
87. Been dumped: Yes, lucky me.
88. Made homemade cookies: No.
89. Been in love: Yes.
90. Gone skinny dipping: No.
91. Dyed your hair: No.
92. Stolen anything: No.
HAVE YOU EVER..
93. Had too much to drink: No.
94. Been caught cheating: No.
95. Been called a tease: No.
96. Gotten beaten up: No.
97. Changed who you were to fit in: No.
98. Cried at something beautiful: No.
99. Spent too much money on something you didn’t need: Yes.
100. Cried when someone died: Yes.
-FIRSTS-
First job: *Sigh*
First screen name: FnnyKatie
First funeral: Grandpa
First pet: Whiskers.
First piercing: Ears once at 8, then once again at 10, then once again at 12 (and they finally didn't get infected and close up).
First tattoo: Didn't.
First credit card: Didn't.
First kiss: With Joe.
First enemy: Kayleigh Foreman.
First favorite musical artist: Spice Girls.
-LASTS-
Last car ride: Today.
Last kiss: Idk... a month ago.
Last movie: At home- Mrs. Doubtfire. In theaters- SotTP.
Last beverage drank: Water.
Last food consumed: Fat Free Pringles.
Last person you talked to on the phone: Courtney.
Last time showered: This morning.
Last CD played: The one that came with ATHAMBT.
Last website visited: This one. Before this, Bzoink