1) Which contest would you be most willing to compete in-a bake off, a pie eating contest, a wet tshirt contest, a spelling bee or a marathon race? Well I'd be the best at the spelling bee...
2) How would you prefer to die-at a public hanging, in a fire, by drowning, or by a shark attack? Drowning.
3) Which scenario would cause you to feel more guilt-accidentally shooting someone in the chest or starting a forest fire that killed thousands of animals? Forest fire.
4) What would you rather drink a glass of-mud puddle water, olive oil, vinegar, or saliva? Olive oil.
5) What would you rather eat for dinner-raccoon spare ribs, deep fried gerbils, St. Bernard steak, or kitty cat stir-fry? Spare ribs.
6) If you were poor and desperate what would you sell first-your sperm/eggs, your wedding ring, your car or your body (prostitution)? Eggs.
7) What would you rather do-run through a preschool naked, walk across hot coals, iron your chest or staple bologna to your cheek? Preschool naked.
8) A friend builds a time machine and wants you to travel with him, which direction do you travel-into the past, into the future, or do you refuse to go? Future.
9) What would you rather have thrown at you-an ounce of battery acid, an ice pick, five throwing stars, or fifty spiders? Ice pick.
Name a Friend not boyfriend/girlfriend
x...Who do you think would look the best naked? Sean.
x...Who would you rather wrestle with? Erik, 'cause we do.
x...Who would you rather recieve a lap dance from? Erik.
x...Who would you rather take a bath with? No-name-the-wannabe-assisstant.
x...Who do you think would look best in drag? SEAN.
x...Who would you prefer to be for a day? Myself.
x...Who would you rather be handcuffed to for a week? IDK.
x...Who is most likely to be a prostitute? Jenny. lol...
x...Who is most likely to get arrested? Sean and Brent.
x...Who is the most street smart? Brent and Rob.
x...Who would you eat first if you were a cannibal? I wouldn't... I'd die.
x...Who would you save if you could only afford life support for one person and your three best friends were all in a tragic car accident? I have more than three best friends.
x...Who would you most willingly donate an organ to if they were dying? Jenny probably, only because we're really close and I would feel like I owed her.
x...Who would offer to do the same for you first? Hopefully Jenny.
x...Who would you rather spend the night in a haunted house with? Brent. Oh oh or No-Name-the-Wannabe-Assisstant-Manager
For $1,000,000 would you...
x...murder a homeless person? No.
x...eat a handful of maggots? No.
x...let someone vomit into your mouth? No.
x...sit on a wasps nest? No.
x...spend 30 mintues letting a vulture pick at your feet? No.
x...get a 666 tattoo on your forehead? Yes, 'cause then I'd just get it off.
x...cheat on your spouse? No.
x...shave the top layer of your skin off and roll in a sandbox? No.
x...star in a hardcore porno? No.
x...beat up a member of the clergy? No.
x...walk barefoot over 100 razor blades? No.
x...change your ethnicity? No.
x...permanently glue a set of antlers to your head? No.
x...urinate on an electric fence? Yes.
x...swim in a septic tank? No.
x...cut off one of your toes and eat it? No.
x...hold a tarantula? No.
x...spend a night alone in a known haunted house? No.
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WHO
who is your best friend? A lot of people.
who do you like? That way... umm. Eric-the-cute-assisstant-manager, No-name-the-wannabe-assisstant-manager, and maybe Matt still, I can't decide.
who is your mom? Julie. :D
who owns your house? My parents.
who bought you the clothes your wearing? My parents.
who is at your house? My parents, me, my cat, Aunt Cally, and Leah.
who loves you? I don't know. People lie.
who said hey to you today? No one.
who are you talking to right now? Molly.
WHAT
what townie do you live in? I no tell.
what are your pet peeves? Chewing loudly, etc.
what are you wearing? Jeans over my swimming suit.
what do your teeth look like? Uhh... teeth.
what are you doing in an hour? Probably calling a friend to hang out.
what is your middle name? Rose.
what is your deepest secret? Hahaha.
what are you doing tomorrow? GOING TO AN INTERVIEW!!!
what is in this for you? Uhh...
what is your favorite thing to do? Write and read.
what are you sitting on? My computer chair, duh.
WHERE
where are you at right now? At my house, in my room.
where were you at at 12 noon today? Still sleeping.
where is your toothbrush at? In my bathroom.
where do you sleep? In my bed in my room. Or downstairs.
where do you live? In my house...
where were you at at 7pm yesterday? Ummm. In the basement.
where are your parents? Outside.
where did you put your bookbag? In my closet.
where do you keep your socks? With my shirts.
WHEN
when are you getting a job? Hopefully soon, no one wants to hire me though.
when did you graduate? Graduating '07.
when will you grow up? Right............... now.
when are you going to call your friend? After this.
when did you get home last night? I didn't LEAVE last night.
when are you going to stop taking surveys? After this.
when was the last time you had a fruit smoothie? A long time ago, I want one though. I've been wanting one for a while.
when will you say that you love me? Neverrrr, muahahaha.
when are you getting married? Idk.
WHY
why are you taking this? Bored.
why do fools fall in love? I don't know.
why am i weird? 'Cause everyone is.
why are you weird? 'Cause everyone is.
why are you wearing what your wearing right now? I'm gonna go swimming.
why did you fail that test? I dunno.
why dont you have friends? I do.
why did you just do that? 'Cause my back is itchy... :(
why do you live where youre at? I don't know.
HOW
how do you fix your hair? i normally leave it down, but when i do my sports i put it in a ponytail
how are the kids? they're fine, you know
how many hours do you spend on the computer? way less during the summer than during the year
how many TV shows do you watch? Alias and LOST on a regular basis but i also watch other things on the tele as i catch them on
how do you like the survey so far? it's okay..could be better
how many people are living with you? two people and one dog
how may i help you?...are you a bounty hunter? if you are..then maybe you could help me
how do you make sharpies? i don't make them
how many sharpies do you own? a lot