Last week I was working on "So You Think You Can Dance." (I was a PA -- It's a living.) We're filming auditions and it was like being in the middle of an episode of Fame. Everyone's stretching and twirling around in a space usually reserved for stuffed shirts and lab coats. At first I thought someone at Bonnaroo slipped me something and I was
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READ THE REST OF THEM. bella swan & her hero Edward Cullen are fucks. They suck. But Jasper Hale/Cullen/Whitlock (brother vampire) has an amazing, bloody, disgusting violent southern (he was a confederate solider) history. As does Alice Cullen, mental hospital lady. Once you get to the second book, they get better. mainly because Edward leaves in the second one. It's all about Jacob Black, & the native american Quileuetes. Bella, obviously, chooses Edward over Jacob Black in the end, but what the fuck, hardcore badass native american werewolves, and all the other vampires in that family have better histories than Edward does. So, yeah. Do you have all 4 of them? My favourite is Eclipse, the third one. The fourth one has a dumbfuck ending, but it's alright.
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I loved reading this, however.
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As popular fiction that's gripped so many, though, these are piss-poor, watered-down versions of better stories with much more potential. (See video in next post). What worries me most is that there are kids reading this that will write Twilight rip-offs someday -- at that point, we're fucked as a culture.
Wow...am I a cynical old coot or what?
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