WATERMELON!!!

(and eggs, i suppose)

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chris!

1. Never store Chris at room temperature!
2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Chris.
3. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Chris and compline.
4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Chris!
5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Chris fighting ( Read more... )

A way to think about the Usurpers... What most Ravnos do is plain-old larceny. Tremere do white-collar crime.

Come see Promenade. It's an absurdist musical comedy happening here, at Sarah Lawrence, on the 8th, 9th, and 10th of December. The show starts at 7:30pm and will be in the Wright Theatre of the Performing Arts Center ( Read more... )

Cat Burglar

You scored 75% Subtlety, 45% Leadership, and 100% Forethought!

Brilliant. You're the subtle type, and you know what you're dealing ( Read more... )

Evelyn: Here's the bio I promised you. It's a little longer than you wanted, I know. Maybe using only the last two paragraphs would suit your purposes (whatever they are ( Read more... )

God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Chris
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Chris.
Me:
I'm pleased to finally meet you, God.
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.

Speaking with the Lord is pleasantly cathartic.

Okay, I took a nap this afternoon and had a really bizarre dream. Now I will post what I recollect of it. So there ( Read more... )

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