trouble with dreams...

[dreamgasm]

i woke up this morning, had some yogurt and signed online to check my e-mail. i glanced at the "aol news" and something caught my eye. "LIMBAUGH CAUGHT WITH UNPRESCRIBED VIAGRA." my first reaction was to chortle. that figures, i told myself. then i had a pang of recognition

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[ghunter]

I had a dream last night I was in the movie Scream, and after being attacked by [SPOILER ALERT!] the film's two killers, I mananged (barely) to escape with my life, leaving Neve Cambell to fend for herself. The rest of the dream I spent hiding in my room, crouched by the door with a pair of scissors. The light in the room kept turning back on after I would turn it off, which was freaking my shit out because I thought it was going to get me caught. I'm not sure what this meant, either, but it's probably very similar to what I'd actually do.

[dreamgasm]

you're insecure about your father.

[sciutoalex]

It's obvious that you've repressed your desire to have a viagra-enabled oxycotin-induced love orgy while riding your bike around Yale.

[dreamgasm]

caught RED HANDED

[onabeechtree]

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[moscowdisco]

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