But I'm more than just a little curious...

[dreaming_etc]

I never ask questions on this thing, but since I am going to be obsessing over my Work of Art for a while, I need to provide my lovely, CREAM-FILLED audience with a little somethin' somethin'. And so:

If there was a Cristina Land, what would it be like?

AND/OR

If I told you I was evil, how would you respond?

Comments

[torieskickit]

If there was a Cristina land, I picture it looking like a Tim Burton movie, shot painstakingly with red filters. Pretty red filters. The greens look kind of brown, like an old euro movie brown. I see this wrought iron gate in the middle of a field. there's no fence next to it. it's just a gate--- and its a source of fascination. the religion of the land is based upon worshipping this gate. the sky is swirly gray like a hitchcock movie, or like it is above the galleria mall at dusk (i know this from my depressing auntie anne's days). I just gave you my favorite sky in the world. The grass grows long and wild. The trees have bare branches, twisted into incredible shapes. In the cloudy, hazy sky there is the shadow of a crescent moon.

"I'm evil," says Cristina.
"Me too!" says Kendra.

[dreaming_etc]

I want you to know, dear Kendra, that I was once painfully made fun of when I noted aloud how beautiful the dusk sky over the galleria mall was. My little green light moment, my minute of seeing something extraordinary over the ordinary, was torn apart and laughed at.

I can always count on you for excellent responses. Thank you.

[torieskickit]

SOMEONE ELSE SEES MY SKY!!!

Cristina, oh wonderful Cristina, you have just made my DAY! I thought it was another hallucination of beauty.

[torieskickit]

Sunset over the Taunton Mall is amazing - I always thought I was the only one who noticed. When you loop around to get back on 140 it just comes around the bend and stuns you.
-Liz

[_enlightenment_]

Hmmmmm. I don't think I know you well enough to describe a worth while Cristina Land, and I'd rather not offend you by pulling something out of my ass.

But, if you told me you were evil, I would most likely let out a loud, long, and congratulatory, "WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!" like a cowboy . . . and I might even dance a little. Because the evil ones are so much more fun.

[dreaming_etc]

I respect the lack of an answer for Question #1. I respect it more than you know, so thank you.

And I want you to know that I read the "WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!" about 5 times over, saying it differently each time in my head. That's five different cowboys.

[pullthestring]

cristina land would be almost identical to the realm occupied and ruled by the prince of stories. also i'd never deny you're evil nature.

[dreaming_etc]

This Prince of Stories...I must know about him.

[pullthestring]

he doesnt have proper eyes like most of the rest of his family. he is also the younger brother of the reaper

[dreaming_etc]

Well, I'm officialy the Idiot of the Day. Thank you, thank you, thank you...

[mbbjr19]

cristina land would have:
-a ten to one boy to girl ratio
-amsterdam like laws
-lots of creme savers
-hero worship for cristina and religion
-lines of poetry randomly floating in the air
-weird mixtures of pink, green, blue and purple in the air

sorry, that's my picture

cristina: i am evil
mike: haha, that's funny. you are not very good at being evil, you love the good guys and bunnies too much

[dreaming_etc]

Bunnies?!?!? Mike, I cannot recall a single conversation we've ever had regarding bunnies.

And I think your version of My land would be very pleasurable...very pleasurable indeed.

[mbbjr19]

donnie darko.........

you liked the hero worship didn't you, ms. queen

[dreaming_etc]

But of course, Michael! Of course DAHling!

[sqrootofheart]

i think cristinaland would be like florida in that it would be a wonderful place to visit, but i could never live there.
it would probably be way funner than florida though.
with lots of naked people probably.

[dreaming_etc]

I hope to the highest heavens that it would funner. Florida = my hell.

But I'm diggin' the naked people.