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[dreaming_fish]

What the fuck are you supposed to do when your fortune cookie and horoscope conflict?

WHAT CAN I TRUST?!?!

Comments

[shopaholic07]

That does sound tricky dear...fourtune cookie vs horoscope...hmm...craziness. You could use a magic 8 ball! Do you have a magic 8 ball? If you don't you should get one...actually you should've gotten the beauty ball that day from Claire's but that's something entirely different. lol But yeah, oh and you could some how use the decision dice..I dont know how, oh maybe you could take either the kid or mid-life crisis one and stick stickers (that will come off neatly of course) on top one saying "horoscope" and one saying "fortune cookie" and you could roll the dice! You could roll them a ton of times and see which ones comes out like best of 5 or something! :) It would totally work! Or use both somehow and well keep rolling till you get both twice...I did that once and I was trying to make it say the same thing (kid and student) and the same (or close to same) thing was like study, only that was during the summer but yeah, I wanted to see how long it'd take to come up with 2 of the same! =D lol

[gracywacy]

horiscope, its more properly fitting to your personality, whereas fortunes are random.

[musicphreak]

eat ice cream and pretend like nothing happened :)

[dreaming_fish]

I do like being a fish.. and I do like ice cream... or I could eat fortune cookies until that and my horoscope coincide. That sounds fun.

[gracywacy]

OR you could go read your horiscope from different papers until it agrees with the fortune cookie!