Hello all. Time for another exciting foray into my (diseased) brain. We're having company this week, the only problem being that we don't know when they're going to get here, and we're going out for lunch!
I <3 Mandarin ( Read more... )

My operation is finished, and overall it didn't really hurt much. I was surprised. Just telling you all that I'm still alive and all.
To any Masons out there, the invitation to talk is still open.
Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.

Well then, my wrist doesn't hurt anymore, but my teeth do. A lot. I got a wire put in on Thursday, and now they hurt. They're better than they were yesterday though, it hurt if I talked. Which I did anyways ( Read more... )

I seem to have a good Haiku, I am posting it.

I have now been working for a week, and I seem to have injured my wrist. I was crimping a lot yesterday, and my hand cramped up. And the cramp kind of spread up my hand, and down to my wrist. And it didn't hurt today, but now it does. I couldn't even open a car door painlessly ( Read more... )

Hello my pretties. You're all so beautiful. And it seems that I am no longer unemployable, or clumsy. Nothing that has happened this week has been my fault. But alas, I am not sounding very deep right now ( Read more... )

Have you ever noticed that getting out of the shower is a lot like being born? You emerge cold, wet and naked.

Summer, where I come from isn't a very nice season. The heat, so heavy settles around you as you try to go about your daily routine ( Read more... )

Today was Ass Grabbing day. My ass got grabbed 5 times. Tomorrow is R.B.G day. For those who don't know, B.B.G is random boob grab. Spread the word ( Read more... )

"'I'm going to the doctor's today to get some needles.' 'Oh, I know what you mean, if by doctor you mean pornographer, and by needles you mean sex ( Read more... )