RIP Jesus, you now rest in the shrubbery of edison. mona hurled you with every ounce of love humanly possible in hurling a goldfish. you should have seen yourself fly, it was glorious and i swear in that moment the sun broke through the clouds and the birds sang extra beautifully.

you will be missed dearly,
except for your rancid stench.

SHADY

It's all so confusing, yet it should be simple.

I'm just a pro at making everything suck.

BIRTHDAY WAS AMAZING!

I honestly loved every minute...wait... second, wait...milisecond!
love love love all of my friends, i was so happy tonight.
Jess and Sheena especially, you guys are such sweet and beautiful girls.

and sheena gon' hook it up like a fisherman.

So i guess it has finally caught up with me, but i really can't help it. I never really cared about my parents divorce, it was better that they weren't fighting. And who would want two people that didn't care about each other to stay together anymore. The major thing that's finally getting to me is the person i've become. I assume it's human nature ( Read more... )

DANE COOK TICKETS FOR THE 17TH...FLIPPIN FRONT ROW

i hope my birthday doesn't fail me haha

I think the ideal is to never take anything too seriously

Laughing at yourself is the easiest way to remain grounded.

By the way, the Killers were amazing, and Kate and I rocked the cowboy boots...definitely dude magnets.

I don't know anymore
What it's for
I'm not even sure
If there is anyone who is in the sun
Will you help me to understand
'Cause i been caught in between all I wish for and all I need
Maybe you're not even sure what it's for
Any more than me

I wish I wasn't so insanely and perplexingly shy.
The thing is, I'm pretty confident that I could stand a chance
If ( Read more... )

even if we do not speak often,
comment with one memory of me.
It can be anything you want,
good or bad.
Just as long as it happened.
Then post this on your livejournal.

P.S. Kate is one creative cat!
hahaha i'll never forget you telling me that story about your grandma and Cranium

Where did I go wrong in his eyes ( Read more... )