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[dreamlifeof]

There are those who say 'better any party than no party'. (There are also those who say that stilton cheese is fit for human consumption.) But I wish it were one of those people going to this party tonight instead of me. It's a publishing party, children's publishers, so it will be full of tipsy bibulous dipsomaniacs, and thus I will mingle

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[dreamlifeof]

Then you're going on the list.

[fadedglamour]

Cheese is dairy rape.
xx

[dreamlifeof]

I like raping dairies.

a whole new shiny intensity

[bloodlikerain]

many hugs

[leeree]

best of luck. smile and nod.

[dreamlifeof]

I nodded like a nodding dog. I smiled like the Queen.

[leeree]

best thing to do.. then go home and plot thier downfall.
parties with unknown people are just blee. networking my foot. they're just not fun

[dreamlifeof]

Not fun. Unlike, say, networking your foot, which is lots of fun. Long live traditional handicrafts!

[xzenia]

"don't forget to be grateful that those Indians just lay down and died so you could have interstates, Wendy's and swinger parties."

dont forget Big Lots, lead-filled quarter-machine toys & Ken Rice!

[dreamlifeof]

Without General Custer we might never have had Don Rickles OR Lawrence Welk. We have a lot to thank that old maniac for. However, I don't know what a big lot is. Is it like a big gulp? Are you like a big gulp? Do people say 'hello you big gulp' when they see you?

[xzenia]

I've never been called a big gulp, though maybe people should start. i have been called a bit gullible, but thats a different story.

As for big lots, its not a drink at all: "As a broadline closeout retailer, Big Lots sells a broad range of high-quality, brand-name products, including consumables, seasonal products, furniture, housewares, toys, and gifts - all at closeout prices."

except replace high-quality brand-name products, with CRAP. So instead of cool stuff for cheap, you get toys called 'spongejoe squarepants' and 'tiny debbie cakes' and clothes worse than kmart, all which is marked "slightly irregular". its tons of fun for everyone!

[dreamlifeof]

Ah, tiny debbie cakes. I remember her. She once got crushed during field hockey trials, as I recall. Then started going with that motorcycle gang. The littlest rebel.

Being a fan of all things slightly irregular, I am sure I would feel right at home in a Big Lot.