You know things have come to a pretty fucking pass when you find yourself browsing a site that begins with the following words ( Read more... )

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones ( Read more... )

A glass of wine ( Read more... )

Oh sting, where is thy death?

They may well be, but of all the major labels some are better than others ( Read more... )

I'm drinking vodka and key lime crush.

If one had a mind to, and was in the UK, there's great TV to be watched tonight. SPINAL TAP on BBC2, and PERFORMANCE and the Viv Stanshall documentary on BBC4.

Although I am still listening to folk music, and discussing lager, and on alternate gulps brandy and coke, I am *this* close to digging out my 30 YEARS OF MAXIMUM R'N'B boxset of The Who. Ok, fuck it, I'll do it.

Yesterday morning I put all my American change in a saucer on the hotel room table. When I came back in the afternoon, the money was gone and a note was in its place, written in pencil on a tissue: "Thank You. Housekeeping. Nice Day."

This sort of goes against all my instincts, but I have to admit that the best album of the last two years for me has probably been THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS 'By The Way'. I don't know what it is, but I will listen to this record again and again while others ostensibly more worthy get neglected ( Read more... )

"I never dreamt that I would get to be the creature that I always meant to be, but I thought, in spite of dreams, you'd be sitting somewhere here with me ( Read more... )