I was bored.
travis is fresh (Or so says the Prince of Bel-Air)
travis is a real (He is, isn't he?)
travis is so hott (At least Google has taste)
travis is tops say our (panel of Kali, Frieda, and Ash)
travis is a real estate agent in (Bizzaro World!)
travis is hurtin' but ready for more action (Wow. This is suprisingly accurate.)
travis is an ordinary teenager eking out a dreary existence in a (run-down apartment in Philly, until one fateful day...)
travis is a real estate (Let the innuendo commence!)
travis is easy (and yet 'hard' at the same time)
travis is not happy there but when everything is said and done (he'll be on top...of some lucky lady)
travis is noted for producing good numbers of largemouth bass (What the hell was in that drink that Ash gave him?)
travis is always butt rubbing on something (It's true.)
travis is an allstar (*watches him get his game on and go play*)
travis is a great base with a great mission that's very important to the united states of america (I didn't know that trying to sleep with a bunch of girls was that great a mission)
travis is a slightly paranoid individual (Hm. Wonder why?)
travis is why some groups of fish sometimes exhibit large fluctuations in population ("ASH! STOP SPIKING MY FUCKING DRINK!")
travis is our youngest and by far our sweetest (Well, I could see Travis and Ash getting confused for one another)
travis is currently taking appointments via telephone from anywhere and in (anyplace, anytime really. Just let him know.)
travis is also a terrific standup comedian (Betchya didn't know that!)
travis is at the x games recovering from a blown knee and commenting on the moto x action ('Course, that's not the only part of Travis that's been blown)
travis is starring in the cbs sitcom "almost perfect" which premiered in september 1995 (That's why Traivs is so bitter! He used to be in television.)s
travis is six and has been unable to eat for months due to intractable sores on his mouth (That's the last time he goes down on a porcupine pooka)
travis is a medium sized rectangular dart point characterized by the absence of barbs and has poorly defined shoulders ("What's wrong with my shoulders?")
travis is a very athletic player and can score from inside and from the perimeter (and any party he likes)
travis is a model of parental wisdom (Sho'nuff.)
travis is a sixty (out of ten on the hottness scale)
travis is the current big new thing in britain right now (Too much satyr for just one country)
travis is the method of choice for registering at southwest tennessee community college (He's the head of the Female Health Inspection team)
travis is as big as it gets in this sport (See that. He's the biggest!)
travis is the guy to call (As long as your ears aren't too pointy)
travis is bordered by heavily forested hills (But he didn't mind the trudge up to Galatea's peaks)
travis is an extremely powerful runner who is seldom brought down by one man (but easily brought down by one chick)
travis is now available (YES!)
travis is my secret lover (*suddenly wonders if Frieda's writing this*)
travis is the biggest and the best (*suddenly wonders if Silia is writing this*)
travis is dreamy (*suddenly wonders if Adara is writing this*)
travis is ranked 7th in scoring with 541 points total averaging 17 (*suddenly wonders if Galatea is writing this*)
travis is deemed to be the best lake in all of texas (*suddenly wonders if...oh. Wait.)