LOL Verizon mobile phone ad. "Chocolate. As Latino as you." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

obama? osama? HUSSEIN NOW, BITCH?

I really want to hurt someone right now.

Why don't I just go to pismo beach and kill myself? I hate the beach.

Oh man, that was so deep. OH MAN. I love making secret phrases and words and whatnot. Not like anyone would know what I'm talking anyway. No one cares. I wish I didn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F1bweX-Am0

SPREAD ZOM-B-GONE, NOT STD'S.

YESS!!! my birthday is on world tuberculosis day. hahahahahahahaha that is all.

WHY DON'T THEY JUST ASK ME? AODIFJAO#(A$#IJDAL

How do umbilical cords go away? lol I never thought about it before.

BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH.

I crawled into one of the more sturdy-looking crates. It was small, but it was the nearest thing that I was compulsed to hide myself in. I heard them coming. Most of them passed by the warehouse, but one of them came in. I could hear it dragging itself on the cold, stone floor; like a body bag dragging itself to some untimely grave ( Read more... )

i keep thinking about my life.

where it's going

where it's gone.

i just noticed that like all the hours are screwed up. oh well.

personal statements are hard. and cheesy.