You're fighting The Knob Goblin King

You focus your Magicalness through your staff.
You hit for 16 damage. POW! ZOT! SPLAT!

You win the fight!

You acquire an item: dense meat stack

You acquire an item: dense meat stack

You acquire an item: Crown of the Goblin King

You gain 4 Strengthliness.
You gain 7 Magicalness.

I'm so lazy I can't be bothered to do this meme myself but it looked like fun so I thought I'd post it in case someone else wanted to have a try ( Read more... )

Cardinal Ratzinger eh? Well well well...

Ok, the two posts below were my sad idea of an april 13th fools. However, I am seriously considering switching careers to the one described below, so your prayers are much appreciated Ellen.

I've been thinking very hard, and I'm going to go for a job as a System Security Analyst. It'll pay double what I get now as a starting salary, and they're willing to fund me through an MSC in Computer System Security. Once I graduate from that I'll get to work in their "Attack and Penetration" team. This is as cool as it sounds ( Read more... )

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/doctorwho/episodeguide/oohum/index.shtml

( For those who've not seen it already )

01. Reply with your name and I shall endeavor write something about you in my own voice and not MR T's ( Read more... )

Ha HAAAA!

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2706