wonderful moment

[dreamwithoutus]

so today i was working, and i was still dehidrated from my drunken nigth before, and i was exausted, and i needed a break and a drink

Comments

[stonedbyreality]

if that's true that's amazing. You're a living commercial. Did you have a good weekend Benny Boy?

[earlysunsets]

Ummm hate to break it to you but that commercial moment was no coincidence. You see Ben you are part of what I like to call "Project Mental Abuse". Your tag number is #40111565. Remember it well. Basically what this means is that I am the puppetmaster of your life and I engineer small seemingly whimsical moments like that for a living. This is to entertain the legions of middle class suberban moms watching you on a daily basis from their television sets. You are being watched. BEWARE.

This message is a product of Abuse.corps in a subdivison entitled "Project Mental Abuse". All words and manipulations are copyrighted by the aforementioned organization. Law will be enforced if any or all such regulations are surpassed and is punishable by castration.

PS: We love you Ben.

[stonedbyreality]

now my comment pales in comparision

[crimson_petal]

I'm going to do that to you Christine, for instance, I will throw a live chicken at you randomly.

[earlysunsets]

You promise?