Hi! my name is pugsley. i know you're in love with me you dont have to say it.but my ass smells really bad. and i could probably bathe more ofter. my girlfriend lives next door and her name is bailey. she's a mix dog. but i'm a full bred. i snore really loud. like now. but thats only because my nose is pushed in. and i have a hardcore breathing prblem. but i'm going to bed. i'm on the couch tonight. see you on the flipside.
love, pugsley