You forgot to mention that horrible party he was trying to invite you to. The one with "titties and vomit" and a "coffee table covered in blow." Sweet! Are we still going?
Oh, we are soo going to that party! I hope it can live up to the last party he told us about... the oil and vinegar salad dressing wrestling lezbians with yeast infections!
ew creepy McCreeperson just moved in. maybe you might want to look into a chastity belt to ensure those unconscious moments aren't taken advantage of.
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SCARY! :/
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How does he plan to LOOK AT YOU again?!
haha...
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