Some people are really great ( Read more... )

guess who might be going?
holy shit.

imagine hearing this song LIVE.
OMGZZZZ MUSIC-GASM.

When my bell bottoms get caught in the bikechain, kicking things doesn't make it any better and when lying on the under a giant subway sign seems like a good idea. It's not the pesticide that's making that's making my rage shine through my eyes in an element that is oddly, metaphorically speaking, the opposite of fire -- which makes me wonder if ( Read more... )

I would love this, except there's a little something wrong with almost all of them.

- Criticize things. I think they call this reviewer. But then maybe not; I'd feel like an asshole a lot of the time.

- Socio-cultural anthropology.  Particularly, ethnomusicology. The point here is that I will probably be poverty striken.

- Play in a "rocknroll ( Read more... )

I see this may be impossible, so I'll settle for you playing with your headphone cords and having sexual encounters with the USB port, which clearly needs some stimulation to work faster ( Read more... )

According to Orison Swett Marden ( Read more... )

i love him... sorry my mother is a fucking whore. and took the computer for two and a half fucking hours. shes a bitch and is kicking me off in fifteen minutes
andrea says:
your mom has sex for money? and is a dog?
andrea says:
fucking, whoa man. whoa.
andrea says:
you have a cool family.

Random anger!kid goes on to explain "whore" and "bitch" ( Read more... )

I have this weird obsession with showering lately ( Read more... )

So evidently I am not wicked.

I slept from 4:30 pm yesterday to 9:30 a.m today.
That's...

FIFTEEN HOURS.
(almost as much as the average cat sleepsin a day.)

Some things just need to be documented.

And when a movie gets up there on my list with I <3 Huckabees and Garden State, you're gonna hear about it.

When it comes to movies, one might argue that I am, in fact, teh suxx0r. I haven't seen Donnie Darko or The Breakfast Club (cue: "OMIGAWD YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DONNIE DARKO OR TBC??!?!?!") and I'm sorry ( Read more... )