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[dregory]

I didn't sleep a wink, my wife is leaving me, my car had the check engine light go on, I forgot my insulin making me late for work, someone posted a sign in the stall about how I poop too long, and on top of it my favorite comedian died.

Fuck everything. There is no God. There I said it.

Comments

[amyhatesyou]

That person was just jealous. I wish I could take a long time pooping, I'd probably feel better half the time.

[dregory]

Yeah it is the meds I am on. I always get the little ball poops and it takes forever to come out.

I find no pleasure in pooping.

[endersgame3]

a poop sign in the stall? seriously?!?!?!

somebody at your work has way too much time on their hands. thats just stupid.

[dregory]

Yeah they had the gall to complain about the time I was in there. Wow. I never pay attention to how long my co-workers go. I guess I am missing out. Maybe we could have a punch out to keep track of them.

[dao]

I think I'd just post a sign under the poop sign asking why they are timing yours!

Or... OR!!!

A sign under the poop sign that says, "How do you know that I AM pooping? There are so many different things a person can do in a stall alone!"