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Starving Artist
You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.
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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at http://www.sb77.nl, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 16% on Rationality
You scored higher than 27% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 44% on Brutality
You scored higher than 62% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Kermit!
You scored 73 Mood and 60 Energy! Kermit is the down-to-earth, regular everyman (or in this case everyfrog). You're energetic, enthusiastic and everyone likes you! Sometimes, you get frustrated with your friends and with life's little irritations, but most of the time you are happy and ready to take on the world.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84% on Mood
You scored higher than 40% on Energy
Link: The Muppet Personality Test written by TheLadyEve on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Electric Lime
You scored 16 in the Crayola test! positive, successful, energetic
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 3% on Color
Link: The Which CRAYOLA color are You? Test written by kara-oke on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Ford Prefect
DON'T PANIC Congratulations, you hoopy frood! The world is your pan galactic gargle blaster. Even when you think the Man is getting you down, you can rest assured that it is only the prelude to another favorable adventure.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 35% on dentity
Link: The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test written by donquixotic on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Right. I'm SO done.
I watched movies in three of my four classes today. Tomorrow I only have one class, then Friday it's one normal class, two more movies and a quiz. I positively LOVE conference week. (Half of my profs are in Seattle...)
My puppy has worms. :o( Sad sad sad. Thankfully, I don't have to pay for their extrication.
Danny came up today, but only for a little while. We haven't spent less than three hours at a time together since high school. It was kind of nice, though. We watched Monday's Apprentice, then ran to his new roommate's house to get his phone number, then out for Mongolian BBQ, after which he dropped me off.
I had an impromptu interview with the owner of Sangria yesterday when I went in to fill out an application. He said they would definitely call me back. Whee! If I could pick anywhere in Moscow to work, it would likely be there. I really hope it goes well with them. I also applied at Applebee's, tried a couple of other places which weren't hiring, picked up an app. at Winger's (taking it back tomorrow), and need to make up a resume for Moxie Java. Seriously-- what kind of coffee shop requires a resume!? Buuuuut, I'm desperate, so I'm going to do it anyway. In the meantime, I watch a lot of movies, and take a lot of online quizzes. Unemployment is boring as hell (but in its own way, cool... as crap. Matt, I miss you. :o)).
I have time for a couple more quizzes (I won't post 'em, I promise) then BED.
You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.
*
*
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at http://www.sb77.nl, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 16% on Rationality
You scored higher than 27% on Extroversion
You scored higher than 44% on Brutality
You scored higher than 62% on Arrogance
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Kermit!
You scored 73 Mood and 60 Energy! Kermit is the down-to-earth, regular everyman (or in this case everyfrog). You're energetic, enthusiastic and everyone likes you! Sometimes, you get frustrated with your friends and with life's little irritations, but most of the time you are happy and ready to take on the world.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84% on Mood
You scored higher than 40% on Energy
Link: The Muppet Personality Test written by TheLadyEve on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Electric Lime
You scored 16 in the Crayola test! positive, successful, energetic
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 3% on Color
Link: The Which CRAYOLA color are You? Test written by kara-oke on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Ford Prefect
DON'T PANIC Congratulations, you hoopy frood! The world is your pan galactic gargle blaster. Even when you think the Man is getting you down, you can rest assured that it is only the prelude to another favorable adventure.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 35% on dentity
Link: The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test written by donquixotic on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
Right. I'm SO done.
I watched movies in three of my four classes today. Tomorrow I only have one class, then Friday it's one normal class, two more movies and a quiz. I positively LOVE conference week. (Half of my profs are in Seattle...)
My puppy has worms. :o( Sad sad sad. Thankfully, I don't have to pay for their extrication.
Danny came up today, but only for a little while. We haven't spent less than three hours at a time together since high school. It was kind of nice, though. We watched Monday's Apprentice, then ran to his new roommate's house to get his phone number, then out for Mongolian BBQ, after which he dropped me off.
I had an impromptu interview with the owner of Sangria yesterday when I went in to fill out an application. He said they would definitely call me back. Whee! If I could pick anywhere in Moscow to work, it would likely be there. I really hope it goes well with them. I also applied at Applebee's, tried a couple of other places which weren't hiring, picked up an app. at Winger's (taking it back tomorrow), and need to make up a resume for Moxie Java. Seriously-- what kind of coffee shop requires a resume!? Buuuuut, I'm desperate, so I'm going to do it anyway. In the meantime, I watch a lot of movies, and take a lot of online quizzes. Unemployment is boring as hell (but in its own way, cool... as crap. Matt, I miss you. :o)).
I have time for a couple more quizzes (I won't post 'em, I promise) then BED.