All i do now is work and sleep.
Work has been keeping me from doing or seeing anyone lately.
The one person i miss the most lives with me and i never see her.

and also, listening to bruce springsteen's "nebraska" will change your life for the better.
all dissenters of this belief have no soul and make about as much sense as this picture...


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I've been awake for 37 hours. I spent the last 15 of those hours driving to North Carolina to pick up 1,500 albums from a man and his wife who live in one of the most disgusting homes I've ever seen. I have nowhere to put all these records. I feel very strange. I don't think I'm going to sleep tonight.

i hate mexican beer. honestly. i would rather drink mostly anything else that tastes good. did you know that speedy gonzales cartoons dont come on tv anymore because they are degrading to mexican people. rediculous. time for some food. bahhhhhhhhhhhhh

what happened to ambition, dreams, and potential?

long gone.

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i was looking through my old livejournal and found this...


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So, I was watching t.v. today, I forget exactly what the show was, and this guy was interviewing little kids and asking them what the kids would wish for if they could have any superpower they wanted. The second kid the interviewer asks says, "I want to be able to jump up into space". Now, that is a bullshit wish for the following reasons:

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dear universe,
i'm so hot. i'll burn your retinas.

love,
andrew claude smith

i'm losing my mind.
going crazy.
no doubt about it.
reality is a joke.

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