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I was a cool big brother today. Clare got to Gelato (spelling?) for the first time and she enjoyed it very much. She hung with me and my friends most of the night and I don't think we've hung like this ever. I'll have to do this more often.

Your Penis Name is: Beefy McManstick

Get your own Penis Name

MOLSON CANADIAN ROCKS MY WORLD!!!! Praise god for the twin labels. The one I have right now says "I know a good place for your assets". When you feel down these things will lift you up like no other. well after throwing up twice today at work I decided it maybe a good Idea to go home from work. I felt like I was going to pass out because of ( Read more... )

Pistons won!!!! Good to see something go right around here for once.

Well I partied ALL this weekend so I don't remember much, good times. Logan is one of the coolest motha' fuckers to run rampant on this planet, thanks man I think you and I were so fucking gone man. Thank you Julie and Steve you two are the best party throwers in the world even though you guys didnt have many chicks there. Goodnight ya'll

I know what will help me tonight, 100 proof vodka, a cigar, and my great East Siders friends.

"Sympathy is between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
-Grandpa Valenti

Who's going to keep me company by the fires of hell?

Nothing new, bored again...

Well all I really did was sleep while I was at the cottage. The aunt didn't show up so I didn't have to hear any crying or anything. Had real shitty food at an expensive restaurant. I currently have family over and am bored out of my mind. I'll probably just go bed early tonight if nothing comes up, probably just chill down here and play music ( Read more... )