mmm, been there done that, but I still have mixed feelings about stripers -- mostly because you have to pay. The other thing is that you can't even cop a cheap feel on them, so what's the point? It's like having a nice delicious turkey in front of you at the dinner table, and all you get to do is yell and shout at it. It's all a tease and I would most likely end up in jail for rape.
If they were smart, they would sue you for sexual harassment, but then again we're dealing with dumb broads who don't know any better.
If you were smart, you would sue the ones that "grabbed you by the hair" and "shoved your face into various morally offensive places," and easily argue assault AND sexual harassment.
If I were smart, I would never take on a case like this because it's a frivolous lawsuit that would most certainly get thrown out. BUT because it's you, I'd risk being branded the "ambulance chaser" reputation so many greedy lawyers of today have earned.
Now, bear in mind . . . I am a Jew, so even though you're a friend I would still charge you for my legal services, however, not the full amount. A nominal feel would be alright.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going down to the strip club to be morally offended.
Legal Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post reflect the warped view of a certifiably insane lunatic who will one day become the greatest, most conniving, manipulative attorney the world has ever seen.
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i copped a feel on a few strippers last night and it was the shit.
and from what I remember I had more than one grab me by my hair and shove my face many various fun places.
again.
last night was the shit.
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If you were smart, you would sue the ones that "grabbed you by the hair" and "shoved your face into various morally offensive places," and easily argue assault AND sexual harassment.
If I were smart, I would never take on a case like this because it's a frivolous lawsuit that would most certainly get thrown out. BUT because it's you, I'd risk being branded the "ambulance chaser" reputation so many greedy lawyers of today have earned.
Now, bear in mind . . . I am a Jew, so even though you're a friend I would still charge you for my legal services, however, not the full amount. A nominal feel would be alright.
Now, if you'll excuse me I'm going down to the strip club to be morally offended.
Legal Disclaimer: The views expressed in this post reflect the warped view of a certifiably insane lunatic who will one day become the greatest, most conniving, manipulative attorney the world has ever seen.
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you'd just have to see this shit in action.
they move a certain way... and it's just like "damn"
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