SURVEY THE EXPLORERE
i know you hate this shit. survey style. read it
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? some idiot at work (a lot of them)
2. What is your weapon of choice? "we use these words as one would wield a dagger"
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? FUCK YES
4. How about of the same sex? YUP
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? no one particular?
6. What is your pet peeve? can't even think of one specifically
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? medium
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? be happy?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6pm ... i usually get up around 2pm-6pm. it was 5pm today.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? FUCK EM
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? who cares?
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? sometimes like 10? an hour and a half? haha. i just reset it for later.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? codeine w/ prometh. ;-)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? DARK
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i downed half a 1/5 of vodka with some girl in like 30 min. that was the most in a short amount of time. that's not much though
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? ORAL SEX
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)a lot?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? hundreds prolly
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? "i'm not dead"
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? smileeee :-) or tummy. hahaha
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? a tranny after a mxpx show. hahaha
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? sure
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? HEAD SHOPS NIGGA
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? BUY A LOT OF DRUGS. smoke blunts of dro with allllll my friends. just cuz it would make me feel good to be nice :-). i'd help out my family with shit. buy my brother a car. invest it. blahblah. mostly spend it on other people.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? i allready have a boring job. why not get paid megabucks?
6. Have you ever stolen anything? i stole today
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 25gb worth or more?
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? i don't know really. not worth dwellin on
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? i don't know. i don't know if they are proud of me. and it doesn't matter anymore.
3. What's thing would you like to accomplish in your life? if i could figure out how to ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING then that would be the greatest accomplishment of my life. ya dig?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? only if i give a fuck about winning
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? maybe?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? ALL THE TIME? NO REGRETS NO SHAME
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i went and applied at this new job. instead of putting it off for weeks. i'm so stoked! and i'ma bout to go to community service at 6am. that takes some doing. i had to stay up all night. hahaha.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? their peace of mind.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? god
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? no one. i'd love to be me minus the shit i'm trying to fix.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? technically no. lied to by someone not worth having wasted myself on? i'm sure of it.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? not really. i'm kindahappy with myself overall. HUGE DICK. LOLZIEZ. ;-)
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i don't pay attention to others that deeply
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? i did a survey once. it was SICk. much better than this
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? DRUGS... gluttony hahaha.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? fuck it
2. What religion were you raised as? southern baptist
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? maybe
5. What was the last promise you broke? i don't make them anymore
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes. have i said the words to prayers over and over and meant it and not heard anything? yeah.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? last christmas was fucking misreable. the only thing that made it better was my brother and getting blown on xmas eve and hitting up lord of the rings
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? if i hope for it i can get it. what i REALLY hope for is a way of figuring out how to do everything i know i can.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? STORY OF MY LIFE?
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no
5. Do you gamble? not with money.
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? prolly
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? DRUGS
2. What causes have you given money or time to? fuck them all
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yep
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? fuck no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? offer them food. or if i had any drugs i'd offer those too. haha
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? i'd take it back if I could... i think
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? hundreds
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? i hate being alone
2. What did you do today that was really brave? fuck you
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? could give a fuck
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? maybe
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? i'd ask him to take some of my heart away actually
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yeah
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? DRUGS
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? find a way out of it unless i felt aneed to be a part of it.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? i guess
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? don't care
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? never cared for that shit
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? DRUGS. LOVE. EVERYTHING
2. Do you collect anything? records
3. Are you addicted to anything? i'm addicted to everything good
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? someone else's money
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: fucked
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? YES YES YES
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? not one person
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? usually no
4. What area are you wisest in? NOTHING
5. Do you drive defensively? if i'm high i chill. i follow the rules better. if i'm not high. i get pretty pissed real quick. like to speed. road rage is reallll easy to get from me.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yes
7. What did you learn today? that when you get up at 5pm. 5am is just like 8pm to most "normal" people.
GET SICK MOTHERFUCKERS
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? some idiot at work (a lot of them)
2. What is your weapon of choice? "we use these words as one would wield a dagger"
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? FUCK YES
4. How about of the same sex? YUP
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? no one particular?
6. What is your pet peeve? can't even think of one specifically
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? medium
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? be happy?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 6pm ... i usually get up around 2pm-6pm. it was 5pm today.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? FUCK EM
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? who cares?
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? no
6. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? sometimes like 10? an hour and a half? haha. i just reset it for later.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? codeine w/ prometh. ;-)
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? DARK
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? i downed half a 1/5 of vodka with some girl in like 30 min. that was the most in a short amount of time. that's not much though
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? sweet
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? ORAL SEX
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)a lot?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? hundreds prolly
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? "i'm not dead"
4. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? smileeee :-) or tummy. hahaha
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? a tranny after a mxpx show. hahaha
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? sure
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? HEAD SHOPS NIGGA
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? BUY A LOT OF DRUGS. smoke blunts of dro with allllll my friends. just cuz it would make me feel good to be nice :-). i'd help out my family with shit. buy my brother a car. invest it. blahblah. mostly spend it on other people.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? i allready have a boring job. why not get paid megabucks?
6. Have you ever stolen anything? i stole today
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 25gb worth or more?
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? i don't know really. not worth dwellin on
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? i don't know. i don't know if they are proud of me. and it doesn't matter anymore.
3. What's thing would you like to accomplish in your life? if i could figure out how to ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING then that would be the greatest accomplishment of my life. ya dig?
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? only if i give a fuck about winning
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? maybe?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? ALL THE TIME? NO REGRETS NO SHAME
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? i went and applied at this new job. instead of putting it off for weeks. i'm so stoked! and i'ma bout to go to community service at 6am. that takes some doing. i had to stay up all night. hahaha.
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? their peace of mind.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? god
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? no one. i'd love to be me minus the shit i'm trying to fix.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? technically no. lied to by someone not worth having wasted myself on? i'm sure of it.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? not really. i'm kindahappy with myself overall. HUGE DICK. LOLZIEZ. ;-)
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i don't pay attention to others that deeply
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? i did a survey once. it was SICk. much better than this
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? DRUGS... gluttony hahaha.
FAITH
1. What religion do you follow? fuck it
2. What religion were you raised as? southern baptist
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property? human
4. Do you believe in magic? maybe
5. What was the last promise you broke? i don't make them anymore
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it? yes. have i said the words to prayers over and over and meant it and not heard anything? yeah.
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect? no
HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season? last christmas was fucking misreable. the only thing that made it better was my brother and getting blown on xmas eve and hitting up lord of the rings
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for? if i hope for it i can get it. what i REALLY hope for is a way of figuring out how to do everything i know i can.
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure? STORY OF MY LIFE?
4. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket? no
5. Do you gamble? not with money.
6. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway? prolly
CHARITY
1. What causes do you support? DRUGS
2. What causes have you given money or time to? fuck them all
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless? yep
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel-inherent worldwide charity group? fuck no
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street? offer them food. or if i had any drugs i'd offer those too. haha
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food? i'd take it back if I could... i think
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need? hundreds
FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of? i hate being alone
2. What did you do today that was really brave? fuck you
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why? could give a fuck
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone? maybe
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? i'd ask him to take some of my heart away actually
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? yeah
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower? DRUGS
JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty? no
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it? find a way out of it unless i felt aneed to be a part of it.
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)? i guess
4. Do you believe that Dubya is rightfully President of the USA? don't care
5. What was your favorite media circus trial? never cared for that shit
6. Have you ever written a letter to a politician? no
TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on? DRUGS. LOVE. EVERYTHING
2. Do you collect anything? records
3. Are you addicted to anything? i'm addicted to everything good
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan? no
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things? someone else's money
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do: fucked
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things? YES YES YES
PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know? not one person
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil? no
3. Do you take advice when it's given? usually no
4. What area are you wisest in? NOTHING
5. Do you drive defensively? if i'm high i chill. i follow the rules better. if i'm not high. i get pretty pissed real quick. like to speed. road rage is reallll easy to get from me.
6. Have you ever had unprotected sex outside of marriage? yes
7. What did you learn today? that when you get up at 5pm. 5am is just like 8pm to most "normal" people.
GET SICK MOTHERFUCKERS