Maybe to personal for the web...

[drewsifer]

So we got an adorable kitty recently. She's a little bundle of energy and is a lot of fun. We both love her very much, even when she's going a little crazy. This is where the story gets...weird. I don't usually close the bathroom door when I'm just peeing unless we have company over. Dunno why, I'm lazy and gross I guess. So anyways the other

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[yourcarsucks]

You redneck...you'd pee outside if you could.

And really, peeing on the cat?

[tinytim182]

There is a lolcat for this surely, but I couldn't bring myself to actually look for it.

[brianho]

You were practicing peeing on peons now that you're a sergeant.

[drewsifer]

Ah the joys of rank.

[pectar]

Our dog Lily has attempted that on more than one occasion. Fortunately she's solid enough to stop.

[pectar]

Sarge.