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[drfish_mrfineas]

Well, I'm man enough to admit when I've lost. The people have spoken, and they want America for president. I'll be respectfully stepping down in the spirit of Democracy.

Now, America.

I imagine you'll be needing a Secretary of Defense.

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[redhuntinghood]

That sounds like a fun job. Do you think that he would hire me?

[drfish_mrfineas]

You can be Homeland Security.

[redhuntinghood]

You know what job I'd really love? To work in a treasury.

[drfish_mrfineas]

If you see one, let me know.

[prodigious_mage]

. . . Don't settle for secretary, Mr. Fishy; that's a lame job. Gun for second-in-command!

[drfish_mrfineas]

Don't try to give advice for a government you've never been a part of. Vice President is about the most useless position in the entire system.

[prodigious_mage]

. . . What president? So doing paperwork at a desk all day isn't useless? I'm not even sure how you're going to do that without arms.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Secretary of Defense is the overseer of all defense and military matters pertaining to the established government.

Because we're trying to pick the leader in order to help us fight our way out of here, this pretty much puts me in charge of everything.

[supersizedpower]

Sure will! And a fish with goggles doesn't seem like a bad pick...but I do need to know your policy on defense, even if it's just a formality.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Speak softly, carry a big stick, and don't negotiate with terrorists.

[supersizedpower]

Hey! You know, that sounds like something my old boss used to say! That guy was great.

So if you came up with that, you'll probably turn out to be a great defense secretary! You're hired!

[drfish_mrfineas]

Good. You'll be the first to hear about it when I come up with a strategy.

[bustydefense]

Oh?

[kol_shevik]

Russia calls for revote!

[drfish_mrfineas]

The only thing worse than a government with a bad leader is a government that can't decide on a leader. Overruled.

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[kol_shevik]

Little America will never be quiet about this why did you not stack ballot--

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[kol_shevik]

Is still not too late to shoot in head!