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[drfish_mrfineas]

Ten years. As of now, Mayfield has occupied over two thirds of my total lifespan.

I may have a technically immortal body, and I may just be an AI construct, but I'm designed to function in the psyche of a goldfish. I'm getting old. Fish is practically senile in here, and I don't know how long I'll be able to keep it together after he goes silent.

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[demon_of_paris]

On the bright side if he kicks it we'll find out what happens when you die of natural causes. Or not. I'm still really not sure how it works with you two.

As fun as that sounds I'm all full up on non-violent holiday cheer this year.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Actually, Fish's body is immortal. I'm not sure what'll happen to his mind after another ten years, but he won't die.

[demon_of_paris]

Damn, so much for that.

...And now I feel bad for briefly looking forward to the little guy's death. I hate caring,

[drfish_mrfineas]

For all his annoyances, he's more useful to me alive.

[prodigious_mage]

. . . Really? You mean Fish'll die soon? Geez. Do you think the town is gonna let it happen?

[drfish_mrfineas]

He won't die. I'm not sure if he's even capable of it, strictly speaking.

[prodigious_mage]

Oh. Isn't it almost as bad though? To lose yourself like that. I'd kill myself before I turned into an old loony.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Even if you'd come back to life the next day?

[grey_of_heart]

Aren't you bloody tired of that yet? Droned little fish.

[drfish_mrfineas]

If you have any better ideas, I'd love to hear them.

[grey_of_heart]

I watch, I study, I stay sharp. I am ever vigilant.

[drfish_mrfineas]

That keeps you entertained after ten years on this rock?

[bustydefense]

Isn't laying siege to Town Hall getting boring?

[drfish_mrfineas]

Yes. Just like everything else.

[bustydefense]

Sometimes I'd rather it were boring.

[drfish_mrfineas]

Sometimes, yes. But not today.

[viva_io]

Ah, I remember Town Hall, ve~

[drfish_mrfineas]

Great, you can lead the charge. Do you own a battering ram?

[viva_io]

W-wait, isn't it still kind of early? Can't we savor our success just a little bit longer?!

[drfish_mrfineas]

What success? We haven't assaulted anything yet.