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It's nice to be able to wake up next to someone.

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you know i always suspected that my vice was a gossiping black girl

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I really like that title like really like it. If perhaps i wrote another book I call that. My first book will have to be called Fitz not Vince. Anyway after working the shots for the first time tonight i've decided that i was built for the wrong purpose. I was made for women. this amazing girl kelly with really big really fake tits wanted me really ( Read more... )

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go here find the dove on the right and poop on the little girl and ruin her lollipop

So I now have several diseases
1. TB
2. The Clap
3. Mad Cow
4. The Common Cold
Pray for me

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i was upset. but i woke up today and danced and sung along to grace kelly by mika in my jammies and red converse’s and suddenly i think everything is going to be fine.

i'm having a porn overlaod right now. i just watched pirates for the first time and yeah my heads spinning 3 hours of porn oh god so many lesbians. bu such great lines
"i dont need your scurvy vigina anymore"
--edit i watched it with 9 girls and 2 gays and an asexual

so the job was a fucking pyramid scam. the fool tried to trick me as best he could...fuo i'll kill you. i told that sonabitch that i was rich already and i didnt need him but only after i got him to admit it was a pyramid scam although he did realise it. i walked right out of that meeting with my 6 doller starbucks coffee. when i run things people ( Read more... )