Things I'd never do naked.

[drfrisky]

• Cook. Since my genitalia dangles I would not be fond of roast pecker.
  
• Read the newspaper. I get really bad paper cuts.
  
• Paint. Patches of strange paint on parts of my body I'd never see would be kinda... strange.
  
• Answer the door. I'm happy with my body. Not that happy.
  
• Eating something hot with no table or tray. Spillage would be bad. Very bad.
  

Comments

[xblownxkissesx]

You could read naked... if you were laying down... the news paper would hopefully be at a different angle. :-p

[anonymous]

Does this mean you would go to work naked, since I don't see this on your list ... ?

Since I don't do LJ, if I think of anything I wouldn't do naked, I'll be certain to come back and tell you.

If.

~ evalyn

[drfrisky]

Uh, no. Just to add, I would not go to work naked. I would not drive naked. :p So there.

My List

[anonymous]

Your list is good and several would apply to me, but I will do my best not to repeat. Also, I think that patches of strange paint on parts of my body would be kind of cool.

1.) Jog. Black eyes aren’t pleasant. (Not that I jog at all, even clothed. Just saying.)
2.) Mow the grass. Lawnmowers can pick up little sticks, small stones, etc., and throw them. Ouch.
3.) Snowball fights.
4.) Go shopping. Unless it’s online shopping, of course.
5.) Have sex. If I get naked during sex, the next thing I know he’ll also want me to leave the light on.

That’s probably enough for now.

~ evalyn

Re: My List

[drfrisky]

2 & 3) Ouch.