Okay, so I'm not actually gay, April Fools. I'm glad there was enough doubt left to make it reasonably believable. So to all the people who were faithless enough to believe my silly prank, thanks for making a good joke great. Hats off to you ( Read more... )

I find myself fantasizing about all the wrong things. Let me explain. You know how when men see women, their minds generally turn to the physical? They think about what it would be like to kiss them or how nice it would be to hold them in their arms. Something like that, right? Not to say that any of this is improper, if the men got their heads ( Read more... )

Here's something very personal I like to do; assign meaning to instrumental solos. To me, the guitar solo is not a guitar solo, the guitar solo is someone crying. The keyboard solo is a man finding his strength again. The saxaphone is painting the most vivid picture of a beautiful woman our ears can see. The drum fills are a wounded soldier's ( Read more... )

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I've identified my actual problem: School gets in the way of learning ( Read more... )

Negativity is fun. Additionally, it's incredibly easy. Everything is easier to destroy than to create, everything. It's easier to set a handwoven quilt on fire than it is to make it, to consume a plate of food than to prepare it. It's easier to destroy a relationship with a few words than it is to build it over a life time of commitment and ( Read more... )

You know how girls say "Oh he's so cute, I could just eat him up" when they see a good looking man? Right, well a man in Spain made this entirely out of chocolate:


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Do you have to be in a pretty room to say something pretty? I hope not, 'cause if so my chances just of completing this particular mission got slim. Florescents don't do anything for anybody besides janitors and curmudgenonly teachers. When I say I love lamp, I really love the lamp. I express no empty platitudes towards my electrical light sources ( Read more... )

Aw crap...:

"I always look at my work as trying to measure the distance between American promise and American reality," Springsteen says. "And I think (Obama's) inspired a lot of people with that idea: How do you make that distance shorter? How do we create a more humane society? We've lived through such ugly times that people want to have a romance ( Read more... )

I present now the best feedback I've ever recieved in response to something I wrote:


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