An ode to sydney drivers (sung to the tune of "these are a few of my favourite things")
Dickheads driving trucks,
and fuckwits in busses.
So i'm in the wrong lane,
theres no need for fusses.
You can suck my nuts,
if you beep your horn.
Shouldn't you be at home watching gay porn?Wow, I'd forgotten how truly trashy i could be. Kiwi fruit vodka, a $
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I woke up at 5:30am, didn't get back to sleep before my alarm at 6:00am, but it took another full 20mins before I could brave the cold [again] to get out of bed.
Unfortunately though, there's no "back-to-bed" option for me. I do however have an actual weekend off, whoo!
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not that I know what they are :p
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