BEST AD EVER
The Context: I sit at my desk in my new smoking knee-length smoking jacket, smoking my pipe full of natural cavendish. I'm reading my morning news, and then I see this:
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If you can't read the text, it says: "If your husband ever finds out you're not "Store-testing" for fresher coffee... ...if he discovers you're still taking chances on getting flat, stale coffee ...woe be unto you! For today there's a sure and certain way to test for freshness BEFORE you buy: Chase and Sanborn Coffee.