fic: If You Want Something Done Right

Nov 28, 2012 01:08

Title: If You Want Something Done Right
Author: dria1029
Pairings: Onew-centric
Genre: PWP, Humor
Warnings: Language, onewfuckinghimselfwithhisowndicknoregretskthankxbai
Rating: NC-17
Summary: During one-on-Onew sexy time, Shinee’s leader figures out just how impeccably flexible his man bits are. Oh how lucky indeed.
Word Count: 2,500+
a/n: Personally, I’d ( Read more... )

onew-centric, pwp, smut, masturbation., author: dria1029, rating: nc-17, oneshot, humor, shinee, !fanfic

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imvus November 28 2012, 12:46:29 UTC
actually konstantlibrary wrote a yoga series where he did autofellacio but not this...but I am off to read yours now

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dria1029 November 28 2012, 21:13:17 UTC
/waits impatiently/

<3

also, I have something I want you to privately read. I need your input. You down? :D

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imvus November 28 2012, 22:32:48 UTC
Just OMG!! I...just don't even know...I mean...ugh.

I can totally can understand his fascination with his own dick, since every indication say he has a very nice package. but omg, what he had to go through to get it in there...lol

And his own comments (fuck me) I ended up laughing because it was so right..lol

doing on jonghyun bed, Taemin's specific times...just lol

I don't know how the hell he was up for round two...uggghhh, and yes the reaction of the rest of the crew catching him in the act...omg!!

oh and just let me know I am off work today and tomorrow. :)

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dria1029 November 29 2012, 00:36:16 UTC
I'm going to post an entry private so only you and I can access. I'll do it now ;)

LMFAO the "fuck me"s were rich. I was snickering as I wrote them. But at the same time, the way I imagine him saying it is just...unf X_X

And maaaan I am so tempted to write that part, about them catching him. OMG if I caught him doing that I wouldn't know WHAT to do with my self. Seriously. I'b be in too much shock....then other things. hehe

He wanted round too because he just coudn't resist his sexy self. Like that song by Tweet called Oh My. lool

Happy you got a laugh out of this, always my pleasure <3

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kaesekanister November 28 2012, 15:05:33 UTC
I can't read this right now, I'm sitting in the library computer room and am terribly afraid of somebody looking over my shoulder.

I wonder if this is even physically possible... Maybe if you had a very long cock? I dunno.

Why in the world is the shinee fandom so kinky? I swear that I discover at least one new kink I've never head of before every month on shineesmut.
I'm not even sure if they're pre-existing kinks or if the writers make them up themselves. @.@

I've skimmed it, especially the end part, while I'm writing this comment, and I have to admit your way of putting it falls on the side of squicky rather than hot for me. "rabbit hole" and "man slime" is just not attractive, but to each their own. I'm not judging.

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dria1029 November 28 2012, 21:12:16 UTC
Uhm well...I really don't know how I should take this comment. >.> But I will at least say a few things

One: It is physically possible to do that. I've seen a few videos where guys have done it, and they didn't even have to have big cocks. I'm sure they practiced a lot.

Two: Most of the time they are pre existing kinks. Its safe to assume that a lot of us enjpy our porn lol so we incorporate what we watch into our fics. Pretty sure other fandoms do this too.

Three: Well...I did say this was PWP and that it was supposed to be humorous. Hence my quirky language throughout the entire fic. Tbh I thought you would expect that it would turn out a little squicky simply because I said it was supposed to be comical too. But I was mistaken. So sorry?

Thanks for reading..or skimming. I guess. :)

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Sorry~ ;.; kaesekanister November 28 2012, 23:35:36 UTC
Whoops I should've read the header more attentively. >.< I was too caught up in the "what in the world and how is that even possible?"

I didn't mean to bash you or even critisise too harshly.
I really don't go around hating on fics simply because it's not my kink.
So if I hurt your feelings I'm sorry, it wasn't my intention. I should have worded my comment better.

And my goodness, you learn something new every day. I like my porn relatively vanilla, so I've never stumbled upon this particular kink and was baffled.

For some reason the Shinee fics are so much kinkier than e.g. the star trek fics I read. Maybe I just haven't searched in the right places regarding the other fandoms I read in. But like I said, especially shineesmut has made me aware of kinks I didn't know existed.

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Re: Sorry~ ;.; dria1029 December 5 2012, 00:41:45 UTC
Kpop turns us all to the dark side lol. Until I got into it, the smut I read was relatively tame too.

But its all good, no worries :)

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'Perfect student' card. jinkijeans December 3 2012, 02:23:46 UTC
That was fucking hilarious!

"Oh fuck. Fuck, why isn't it working?"

Onew had other tight, fashionably cock constricting things to assault…..Like his ass.

gay porn and Rachel Ray…. <---Ok that part made me choke on my drink, I almost spit all over my keyboard.

prided himself on not complaining too much like a little b- …."Oh shit this hurts,"

LAMO.
Great job, you get a gold star and A+

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Re: 'Perfect student' card. dria1029 December 5 2012, 00:39:35 UTC
LOOLLL quote comments are like, the top best.

That Rachel Ray line was soooo last minute lol. I just had to incorporate Jinki's obsession with food in here. Naturally, he would think its sexy to watch a famous foreign noona cook XD

But yess, I try XD

Glad you enjoyed so much, thanks for reading! <3

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koukaiaru March 2 2013, 08:16:58 UTC
Waaah took me longer than i expected -.- Me & time management don't really go well together. Anyway, I actually liked it 8). And the stuff in parentheses didn't really throw me off haha, it was funny xD

The whole thing was funny. Which I really didn't expect even though you told me to expect it haha. I mean I just wasn't able to imagine how you make that kink funny but you did it. Jinki's whole thought process is just... golden xD.

And I like the idea of shinee wanting to be able to auto-fellatio 8). And this: to hope that when his band mates barge in on him fucking himself again, they'd see the light too. xD I actually laughed.

But even though you made it funny the actual act was hot too. Maybe because I really find it hot in my head so the funny factor didn't throw me off. And this omg That there could be a mirror propped up in front of him yes please, that'd be the hottest thing ever.

Oh and i like this a lot too: To have his cock so proudly stuffed in a his rabbit hole-as it were-, and to have his hole stuffed with the same ( ... )

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dria1029 March 5 2013, 06:24:04 UTC
Sorry this is so late ;_;

LOL now that I look back at it, even I cringe at some parts, some of the language I chose. Especially all the synonyms for ass oh God XD

Well even as old and I am (and as much as I've done >.>) I still find sex pretty hilarious. Well, when I'm not too aroused to think straight, that is.

I don't think I could handle imagining the rest of them watching him do that. :o LMAO but I do see them wanting to touch him/fuck him themselves and him like, unsheathing his claws and threatening to make them leave. Key though...actually I'm not sure about Key. I see shock and disgust (and maybe envy) for Keybee lol.

Happy you enjoyed it <33333

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