YAY SHORT CRACK

[driftingforward]

For my 100_situations prompt table, because I should have updated it months ago. Whoops!

Prompt 19: CRAZY
Warnings/Summary: Crack, crack, crack. Now with added crack!

Title: A Fishy Situation (o lol, punz r aw3som3!!1one!)

Comments

[tiggerwrites]

"By the way, who wrote this report?"

I did.

[driftingforward]

What?! Get a dictionary, damn you! You're bringing shame to the Marines!

[tiggerwrites]

I am ashamed.
At lest those sade, Teachers broke my habit of staring at the paper, not doing anything.

[driftingforward]

See, that's your problem right there. You don't just stare at the paper; you make paper airplanes out of them and throw them at the teacher. This is using your education WISELY.

And blowing up chemistry labs. Ah, happy memories...

*giggles*

[danyellaskyler]

I loved it. Smoker dealing with a demented Ace is great. And Smoker keeping them means that on some level he agrees with Ace.

Re: *giggles*

[driftingforward]

No, they're his emergency food supply. Barney's going first.

Tashigi: Um - Smoker-junsho? Why is there a fishbowl in your office?

Smoker: Apparently the fish would fall out, otherwise.

Tashigi: ... I see, sir. I'll just - go and - supervise the crew. Away from here. Very quickly.

Re: *giggles*

[danyellaskyler]

Now I have this thought of Smoker's Marines becoming convinced that the goldfish, Barney especially, have somehow taken over Smoker's brain as some sort of fishy plot for world domination.

Re: *giggles*

[driftingforward]

They obviously all took a chomp out of some kind of mind-controlling Devil Fruit, and are in league with the Sea King Alliance for possession of the seas.

Meanwhile, our heroes, led by Tashigi and the ship's cat (who's only helping them because he thinks the fish look tasty) are holding secret meetings below-deck with the rebel forces, as they plot to rescue their Commodore from these evil fiends.

BUT WILL THEY SUCCEED?! FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!

[ilostmynuts]

Awesome! This made me smile but I made myself not laugh because I'm in a library shhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I want a fish named Barney too!

[driftingforward]

There's only one Barney.

... Thank God. ;-P