Hello craziness! You're back! Or did you never leave?

[driftingforward]

Yeah, so I suck. I just spent three hours writing this crap instead of finishing one of the half-dozen other unfinished fics on my laptop. Sven? You suck. And I suck at writing snowman murder. It sort of... evolved on me.

It is delicious crack! Eat it!

Title: Smoker Holmes and the Mysterious Case of Flaming Death

Comments

[tiggerwrites]

Smoker is so clever, when he wants to be. One of my brothers says "GLARE, GLARE, GLARE" if he is feeling silly.

[driftingforward]

I was about to say it would be out of character for Smoker to actually say GLARE, GLARE, GLARE, but seeing as everyone's OOC here, I don't think it matters.

Smoker is always clever. It's part of his incredible sexiness.

[driftingforward]

Just wait 'til you actually read the fic! That'll stop you.

[driftingforward]

... wait, you mean this fic is hilarious? What are you talking about?! This is a deep and meaningful tragedy! You're so cruel to me! *bursts into tears*

OMG.

[sventastic]

AHAHAHAHA I WAS SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING. I would've laughed too, but that would have informed my parents that I wasn't doing homework. -shiftyeyes-

Me love you long time. -hug-

I told you Smoker was immune to wibbling. :P

OMG = Oranges/Mangoes/Grapefruit

[driftingforward]

Homework is for the weak.

*hugs back* Thank you! Payment in SmoAce is acceptable. XD

You spotted the wibbling cameo! I wanted to fit Barney in, but he's lingering behind the scenes until his and Smoker's fight at Reichenbach Falls.

Or OMG = Ostriches Mauling Ginger

[sventastic]

I'll add that to my list.

Well, okay x'D

Of course I did, it appeared at least twice! :O I'm nearsighted but I'm not COMPLETELY blind yet. But that fight sounds epic. I will wait until its appearance xD

[kage_kashu]

O.O
Uhm, wow.
I don't know where to start.
Uhm....
Uhrrmmmm....
Bwhaaahahaaahaa!!!
This is too funny/weird. I honestly can't tell you what's my favorite WTF part! Thanks for the ♥ laugh. I needed it.