Crack!fic ahoy! Yes, more.

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Well, tomorrow I'm going to be busy packing for Germany (YAY HOLIDAY), so no writing until I get back on Tuesday.

Therefore, as sans_pertinence gave the thumbs up for making CorPirate Crack public... have the first two, on me. They get better, honest. I think.

WARNING: CRACK, OOC & FAIL!MARCO HEREIN. Abandon hope, all ye who enter.

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Ace remains, of course, firmly oblivious. Or so he pretends... ^_~

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Oh, oh, oh my god, these still KILL me. *dies laughing* then *revives* Holiday? In Germany? I guess we're trading off weekends. Safe trip, have loads of fun, and I'll see you when you get back (when I will imperiously demand MOAR CRACK DAMN IT ALL!) XD

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I forgot I was going on holiday until the last couple of days. *bashes head*

WHEN I RETURN, I WILL EXCHANGE CRACK FOR:

a) The Rock

b) That SmoAce 'seduction orders' fic you took custody of

c) A black-ops!Ace sequel

*puppy eyes* Pwetty-pwease?

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Oh, I forget things like that all the time. I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached, heh.

WHEN YOU RETURN, YOU WILL GET:

a) Part 7, definitely.

b) Which one was this??? That forgetting thing, you know.

c) *taps chin* I haven't really thought about it, but I suppose it could happen sometime in the not-too-distant future. :D

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(Curse my suddenly slow-loading PC!)

a) YES, OH YES

b) The prompt you adopted from me, where undercover!Ace is ordered to seduce Smoker for blackmail, and Smoker (reporting the attempt) is ordered to let him in order to get info. It's on our private thread, somwhere.

c) Oooh, shiny! I hadn't expected that, but black-ops!Ace is always HARDCORE +12 AWESOME. (Insert fangirlish squeal and drool here).