2nd Justice! [Action]

[drillofjustice]

*Today in the streets of Violet; THERE IS A RHYHORN HEADING RIGHT FOR YOU! At full speed! With a large, red-haired, cackling madman standing on top of it.*

Gyaaaaaaaahahahahaaa! Clear a path, civilian! Or I'll have to plow right through you!

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[Action]

[mensouakira]

[Akira had just finished up picking up a few things from the Pokémart when he hears the cackling. He turns to see a man on Ryhorn charging right at him and Fudo! Dropping his groceries, he grabs his Pokémon and attempts to get out of Ryhorn's path]

[Action]

[drillofjustice]

*And the pair is, sadly, running right over those groceries! Before coming to a stop a good way off while the Rhyhorn... slowly backs up like a truck, with Flay turning around on top of him to take a look at Akira.*

--hoh! It seems you have good priorities.

[Action]

[mensouakira]

[Oh well, it means they have to shopping again. Akira landed in a bush only slightly worse for wear. Fudo, while unharmed, is a stick in the bush. After extracting and setting done his Pokemon, Akira turns to Flay]

Well, groceries can easily replaced, but friends can't be replaced. You should be more careful, people could have gotten hurt!

Re: [Action]

[drillofjustice]

Hmhm... I have utmost faith in the abilities of the trainers here to keep their guard up! If they aren't capable of avoiding something like this, they should consider a career change.

ACTION FOREVER; I could not resist ;w;

[wantnotneed]

[She just got out of her job and she just... stares at the Rhyhorn and his trainer with slight amusement while she releases Lapras out of her Pokeball.]

Type C, Forneus. Switch steps 1 and 2!

[Lapras quickly shoots a huge WATER PULSE at the Rhyhorn, hoping to steer him away from the path to her trainer and itself.]

ACTION!

[drillofjustice]

*UNFORTUNATELY, due to this Rhyhorn's nature to STOP FOR NOTHING-- that just makes the Rhyhorn stumble and lose its footing! So now, instead of running at full speed, it is sliding forward at perhaps even greater speed, along the wet ground. Flay, meanwhile, has taken up an actual surfer pose atop him.*

--haaaaaaahahaha! That won't be enough to stop the Gunar Horn, girl!

ACTION!

[wantnotneed]

Type C, skip to step 4!

[Lapras attempts to use a BODY SLAM move! And since a Lapras is pretty much the heaviest Pokemon Mammon has seen so far, she thinks that this will somehow stop Rhyhorn from sliding. Maybe.]

ACTION!

[drillofjustice]

*Considering the Lapras is almost exactly double the Rhyhorn's weight, it is indeed stopping it upon making the slam! Unfortunately, that might hurt a bit what with how covered in spikes the thing is.*

*Oh, it's also worth noting Flay leaped off his Rhyhorn into the air when he saw the body slam coming, and has since landed quite firmly on the Lapras's back after it finished the attack.*

Hmhmhm...! Not bad, girl! You've got a rather sturdy partner here.

[ACTION]

[totesaladder]

[Maya was actually pretty forlorn and... not as chipper as usual, thanks to the scare with Phoenix. She had been spending most of her time with him to ensure he was okay, but right now, she needed a bit of fresh air.

What she didn't need was a Rhyhorn plowing right at her. Unfortunately, this is what she got]

Whoa--! [cue STARTLED YELP as she whips around and darts in the opposite direction]

Hey hey hey, I'm not a bowling pin!

[ACTION]

[drillofjustice]

*SKIDDING TO A HALT after a blowing past, before slowly backing up to come face Maya*

Hah, obviously! You are far from being dressed in the right garb to be mistaken for one.

[ACTION]

[totesaladder]

Then why are you charging at me, bub?! That's called reckless driving, you know!

[ACTION]

[drillofjustice]

Gyaaahahahaha! I was not charging at you, you simply happened to be in the path I was taking!

[action]

[blacklodged]

[It had been a really fine day up to this point. But this really didn't add up to the score - rather detracted from it.

Have a Cooper leaping out of the way, reflectively reaching for his gun, realizing again that it is gone, and thus being reduced to an angry yell.]

What the hell do you think you're doing?

[OOC: could not resist this. Cooper is so calm and collected all the time, this is perfect for making him agitated. xD]

[action]

[drillofjustice]

*SCREECH as he sloooowly makes the Rhyhorn turn about to stomp back after passing by*

--is it not obvious? I am traveling through town in the most efficient manner possible!

Re: [action]

[blacklodged]

It's not very efficient if you wind up in jail for it! You're endangering the lives of civilians!

[Wow I don't have any angry userpics of him, pretend this is angry enough.]

Re: [action]

[drillofjustice]

Hah! My track record thus far indicates that I haven't harmed a single person! Danger, however, is simply part of this world as a whole!

[soggypastry]

[...is there no such thing as peace and quiet in this place? Apparently not from when you're getting off work, as Lightning has just found out. At least her backflips weren't a power, because that's what she's using to get out of the way.]

[drillofjustice]

*HOT DAMN-- Flay is promptly stomping a foot down on the tip of his Rhyhorn's head to slow it to a halt, before turning to check this acrobat out.*

Hmhmhm... Most impressive! I praise your athletics ability! Not many have taken the dramatic route.

[soggypastry]

[Enjoy the look, because it's all you'll get, Flay. She's not happy about this, to be sure.]

Not many people have to deal with a rampaging Rhyhorn.

[drillofjustice]

Hah! He is far from rampaging... I have his course completely under my command!