Crash Bomb 107 [anonymous text]

[drillsforhands]

wat caan ne1 tel me abot a jaek or alisah?

[it's typo ridden like mad, but it's simple "What can anyone tell me about a Jake or Alyssa?" ... if anyone can decode the text that is.]

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[onisensei]

See when a man loves a woman very much...but the woman has a headache he finds some porn and...

Get your eyes checked! It says "Jaek" not "Jerk" you perv.

Oh...then who's Alisha?

I dunno probably some pornstar.

Oh yeah! I think I saw her in that one, "The Lady Devimon's convent"

They really shouldn't let little kids access the network without a parent.

[text, anon]

[drillsforhands]

Dubass

Re: [text, anon]

[onisensei]

Up yours!

...you are arguing with a child. Or at least someone who types like one.

[text, anon]

[drillsforhands]

im nt taht good t ti

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[drunkkareoke]

Jake? Jake Clawson?

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[drillsforhands]

duno abot teh lst naem jut jaej

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[drunkkareoke]

Feline, right?

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[drillsforhands]

dun oh. jst jaek. unlesd ther si othr jajes/

[Anonymous / Untraceable / Text]

[hrtlssguardian]

I was sure the D-Comm had a spell-check function.

[Anonymous / Text]

[drillsforhands]

n i wus priti sur i axe a qustin o ansr ti nstid

[Anonymous / Untraceable / Text]

[hrtlssguardian]

Sorry, I'm not exactly fluent in derp. All I could make out from that was, "And I was pretty sure I asked a question".

Hmm... You could say I have pretty intimate knowledge of one of the individuals. The other I only have rumors about.

[Anonymous / Text]

[drillsforhands]

i dont rite akoy so jut telk mi wat u jno alredi n stohf eadtibf my time