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[drinkbeeotch]

Dear AOL,

I said I didn't want your damned basketball-themed background the past three times I've checked my email. I didn't just click "no" because it was in the way - which it was. I clicked "no" because I DON'T WANT IT. I don't CARE about March Madness. I never have. So, in short, stop fucking pushing it on me.

Ta very much,
Me

Comments

[shelbyscout]

You live in Indiana and you don't care about March Madness??? I think the secret police are going to come and get you any second now.

[drinkbeeotch]

I know. I have to go into hiding every year at this time, lest I be found out.

This year, I'm going by the name Irving Copplepot, an elderly millionaire with a cane and mustache. Don't tell anyone.

[leftyviolist]

Earlier this week, David came home from work and looked at me and said, "Do you realize, Melinda, that NOT ONE PERSON has mentioned 'basketball' or 'March madness' since I've been here? Not one?"

He was SO happy about this fact.