Comments | drinkingstars: fic: Halasana

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fic: Halasana - Kurt/Blaine

May 17, 2011 15:44

Title: Halasana
Rating: NC-17, I would imagine. Really quite PWP. Also crack.
Words: 3,230
Warnings: auto-fellatio; gratuitous gymnastics; indulgent abuse of yoga terminology; anatomically improbable acts.
Author Notes: this is all shia_labeouf's fault. Surprise!

( Why are you so into this? I mean can’t you see it on the internet? )

fic i wrote

Comments 24

colfer May 17 2011, 22:48:58 UTC

GFDHSJLFAHDSJKFAHDSJFHDSJ;FHAJDSFHAJDSF

OKAY GOING TO READ NOW

colfer May 17 2011, 23:07:56 UTC

i fucking love you too, okay? i can't believe you did this for meeeeeeeeeee, pretty sexy stretchy boys and blaine wriggling like a puppy and kurt's fierce tight little body and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ♥ xforever.

heartsasmagnets May 17 2011, 22:55:26 UTC

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

whenidance May 17 2011, 23:15:21 UTC

WAIT WAIT.

Since Mr. Schuester left Lima to try to make it on Broadway (and subsequently wound up in Vegas utilizing a fake Australian accent in the cast of Thunder Down Under)

THIS IS AS FAR AS I'VE GOTTEN AND OMG I LOVE YOUR BRAIN.

whenidance May 17 2011, 23:28:34 UTC

okay yoga!Kurt is my new fave. and turnedon!Blaine. yes.

koncupiscence May 17 2011, 23:32:56 UTC

YOU HAD ME AT THUNDER DOWN UNDER. :D ALSO, THAT'S HOT.

lavender_love00 May 18 2011, 00:33:52 UTC

Holy shit.

That is the hottest thing I have EVER READ.

The yoga. Just. UNF. UNF UNF UNF.

My brain is melting.